Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

Funny story: Harry Potter Author J.K. Rowling Admits Professor Dumbledore is Gay

J.K Rowling admitted to a group of English children today that Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School, is gay. She outed the professor during a question and answer session with her young fans and readers and confirmed long speculated intern...

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Orionid Meteor Shower Occurs October 21st in Early Morning

Funny story: Orionid Meteor Shower Occurs October 21st in Early Morning

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - The Orionid meteor shower will be visible in the early morning hours of October the 21st after the moon sets.

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Scientist Claims US Presidents have Lower Levels of Intelligence than other World Leaders

Funny story: Scientist Claims US Presidents have Lower Levels of Intelligence than other World Leaders

One half of the team that first calculated that structure of DNA was the double helix, James Watson has created uproar by claiming that 'U.S. Presidents are genetically predisposed to having lower I.Q's than Leaders from...

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Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Funny story: Hillary Clinton to run for Pope

Hillary Rodham Clinton, the junior United States Senator from New York, and a candidate for the Democratic nomination in the 2008 presidential election, has announced that if she is not elected President she will run for Pope.

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Hannah Montana Rocks, Britney Spears Sucks and Madonna Blows

Funny story: Hannah Montana Rocks, Britney Spears Sucks and Madonna Blows

In an effort to get maximum points for a story on TheSpoof.com a writer has hired a statistician to do a detailed study of previous 'winners'.

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Ellen's Ex-Dog to Host New Daytime Talk Show

Funny story: Ellen's Ex-Dog to Host New Daytime Talk Show

Iggy, the pooch at the center of the Ellen Degeneres Woofergate scandal, has signed a three-year deal to host a new talk show on Fox, tentatively called "Dog Dishin'."...

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White House Uses Cockroaches to Lure Visitors

Funny story: White House Uses Cockroaches to Lure Visitors

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Disturbed by the steep drop in visitors to the White House as the popularity of George Bush plummets, Republicans have thought up a novel way to bring the public to the home of the nation's leadership: a zoo where childr...

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How to Succeed in the Workplace Without Really Trying

It's a common misperception that you can have a successful career without really trying, but this type of title sells a lot of books.

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Vatican sees right side of Holocaust

Funny story: Vatican sees right side of Holocaust

Vatican Shitty - (Ass Mess): A new Vatican exhibition aims to dispel the traditional hell and damnation image of the Holocaust with a 'positive view' of the World War II atrocity.

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Rowling's gay smear unleashes Curse of Dumbledore

Funny story: Rowling's gay smear unleashes Curse of Dumbledore

New York - (Sordid Mess): Serial plagiarist JK Rowling has unleashed a humongous and irreversible Halloween hex with her gay Dumbledore smear.

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Global Warming Linked To Industry/Technology - North Korea

Funny story: Global Warming Linked To Industry/Technology - North Korea

A group of North Korean scientists trying to assemble that country's first nuclear bomb, has discovered what it says is a link between industry and technology, and Global Warming, and has laid the blame squarely at the door of the US. The group, b...

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John Travolta Generates Electricty with his Knees

Funny story: John Travolta Generates Electricty with his Knees

"Look Who's Talking" goon John Travolta is to generate electricity for his home town of New Jersey. The lard faced star discovered his unique ability while rubbing his knees together.

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Priests issued with Dildos

Funny story: Priests issued with Dildos

Following a spate of scandals the Catholic Church hierarchy has decreed that all priests, bishops and cardinals are to be issued with dildos.

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Awl Tyte

Awl Tyte was an embodiment of Nature's parsimony, i.e. storing extra glucose in tissues, causing obesity, rather than excreting it as waste material. It took him 40 years to save his meager income as a mint house worker to come up with a little fortune.

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Taliban Proves Courage by Attacking Women

Funny story: Taliban Proves Courage by Attacking Women

711, Pakistan (IP) - The Taliban proved how brave they are by trying to bomb the female Pakistani prime minister.

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NASA will send troopers into space to monitor space shuttle astronauts

Funny story: NASA will send troopers into space to monitor space shuttle astronauts

NASA announced today they would begin sending up troopers into space to patrol much the same way that the highway patrol monitors the nation's highways.

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John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

Funny story: John Terry To Continue To Wear Mask

John Terry, the Chelsea and England captain, has astonished officials at Stamford Bridge by announcing that he enjoys wearing his protective mask, and intends to keep it on even after his fa...

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Blackpool Rock Festival Confusion

Funny story: Blackpool Rock Festival Confusion

In the second incident of its kind within the last week, (see: Merseyside Rock Festival), organisers reported confusion surrounding the opening o...

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FDA warns Impotence Drugs may lead to Hearing Loss

Funny story: FDA warns Impotence Drugs may lead to Hearing Loss

Washington, DC - As we all now know, impotence drugs produce the much-desired effect of the prolonged erection of the male penis, or as it is commonly known in laymen terms: "Super-Boner" "Wonder Woody" or "Bionic-Boinker&quo...

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Exhausted Ron Paul Campaign Spammer Found Sleeping on the Job

Funny story: Exhausted Ron Paul Campaign Spammer Found Sleeping on the Job

Washington, D.C. -- Ron Paul for President volunteer in charge of campaign spam was found sleeping on the job late yesterday evening.

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