Yellowstone Park - (Reuterus): A wildlife gestation study published in Biology Letters magazine has confirmed the return of The Spoof's Moose of the fabled Moose&Squirrel writing combo ahead of an expected 31 October parturition date.
The study's Dr Joel Berger, a biologist at the Wildlife Conservation Society, is reported today claiming that "pregnant Moose seek out human company ahead of giving birth" in a comeback that involves "moving back closer to broads and camps and to escape the threat of bears," according to the BBC.
Moose's return has been eagerly anticipated at The Spoof for some weeks now and Berger has enigmatically noted the comeback as "a strategy to try to outwit work-shy predators."
Berger argues that Moose may be "using human satirical infrastructure as a shield" after figuring out where the danger zones are and "how to buffer against them."
The identity of the father of Moose's baby is not yet official although Squirrel is of course the prime suspect.
