Written by Jesus Budda

Thursday, 11 October 2007

image for Banned TheSpoof.com stories to be published
Judge Gary Coleman has ruled in favor of "sick writing b*stards"

Sickening and degrading tales from theSpoof.com's vaults of infamy are to be unleashed on the viewing public on Halloween eve.

The tales - banned by various administrators over a number of years - have been given a once-off second chance at freedom under a ruling from the International Court of human Rights which ruled unjust their detention.

Some of the stories were so filthy that they never made it past site bosses, while other had brief appearances only to be torn down and tossed in "draft news story" purgatory.

Amongst this pathetic group are stories featuring gratuitous sex, violence, death, destruction, war, vagina wrestling (?), penile dysfunction and rabbits.

For many spoofers the holy grail of stories - that of the once-off team up between Queen Mudder, Jalapenoman, Buck E Filbert,Gnarly Eric, SpaceElevator, Noshing Mink, Nick Fun, Helena Handbasket, Fergus McCarthy and special guest Mark Lowton - featuring midget sex, necrophilia, Vanessa Hudgens breasts and cabbage, will certainly be top of the viewing list for many come All Hallows Eve.

The Jesus Budda story featuring Madonna, Madeleine McCann, Michael Jackson and Marcel Marceau which shone so brightly for a brief few hours a number of weeks ago has been excluded from the Courts decision. Jesus Budda is currantly receiving treatment for his writing related illnesses.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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