Michael Bay Slated to Direct "Three's Company - The Movie"

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Michael Bay, director of big budget action films like "Transformers: the Movie," "Bad Boys" and "Pearl Harbor" has tentatively signed on to direct his biggest film yet.

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Man Convinced that one day he will find Internet Scam that is not a Scam

Funny story: Man Convinced that one day he will find Internet Scam that is not a Scam

CONCORD, NH -- There are a growing number of scams run through spam e-mails and fake websites and countless numbers of people every year fall victim to Internet scams.

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College Freshman Desperately Attempting to Prove that Nacho Cheese is Fifth Food Group

Funny story: College Freshman Desperately Attempting to Prove that Nacho Cheese is Fifth Food Group

TAMPA, FL -- A college Freshman named Eddie Donaldson is on a quest that he says he will complete even if it kills him. Eddie, who has yet to declare a major at the University of South Florida, is thoroughly convinced that nacho cheese has to have s...

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Houston relieves Portland onboard Hampton

Funny story: Houston relieves Portland onboard Hampton

San Diego - The 'silent Service' made a terrible Racket this week as Commander William Houston relieved Commander Michael Portland of his duties as Commandin...

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Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Funny story: Nintendo Own Up to Deliberate Shortage of Wiis

Tokyo, Japan - The head of computer gaming giant, Nintendo admitted yesterday that the company had deliberately not manufactured enough of their Wii game consoles to satisfy demand.

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Waller To Be New Bond

It was controversially announced today that fat former pop star and prize pig herder Rick Waller will become the new James Bond.

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Mourinho and Ball earmarked as Staunton and Robsons successors

Funny story: Mourinho and Ball earmarked as Staunton and Robsons successors

Jose Mourinho and Maurice Ball have been installed as the bookies favourite to succeed Steve Staunton and Bobby Robson as the new management team to manage the Republic of Ireland football team.

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Spoof writer accidentally writes accurate story - and gets job offer!

Funny story: Spoof writer accidentally writes accurate story - and gets job offer!

An article entitled "Norman Invasion A Lie!" by writer Mike Kreffel, which blasted the notion of Frenchmen having invaded England in 1066 and blamed the invasion on Vikings instead, was exposed as THE TRUTH

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J.K. Rowling Outs Other Characters

Recently, best selling author J.K. Rowling announced that the Dumbledore character in her best selling Harry Potter books is gay, shocking many fans of the popular series. But apparently, Rowling has more light to shed on gay characters in childrens&...

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David Beckham to be Captain America

Funny story: David Beckham to be Captain America

David Beckham is to take American citizenship after being offered the captaincy of the United States soccer team in a bid to further the national team's chances of World Cup success.

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Clinton tried to kill me says ex-Dem governor

Funny story: Clinton tried to kill me says ex-Dem governor

Washington AC/DC - (Preposterous Mess): A former Democrat state governor and highly decorated war hero has threatened to publish details of Hillary Clinton's 1992 attempt on his life.

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Korean Ballerina Disciplined for Nude Photos

Funny story: Korean Ballerina Disciplined for Nude Photos

Seoul, Korea - (Naked Ass Mess): As a punishment for baring her lissom naked body in the October edition of Vague Career magazine, Korea National Ballet's prima ballerina Kim Ju-won has been ordered to stand starkers in wooden stocks in...

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On-The-Jobseekers Allowance withdrawn unless women strip @ £8 per hour

Funny story: On-The-Jobseekers Allowance withdrawn unless women strip @ £8 per hour

London - (Stark Raving Bonkers Mess): An official government On-The-Job Centre employment orifice in Cardiff has advertised for unemployed women to strip as £8-an-hour 'webcam performers'.

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Fur flies as royal hairdresser branded rabid nutter

Funny story: Fur flies as royal hairdresser branded rabid nutter

Pensham, Avon Vale - (Acrimonious Mess): Camilla's £300-a-snip London hairdresser Daniel Galvin Jr has been branded a rabid nutter by disgruntled neighbors who told a judge on Friday that the posturing egomaniacal coiffure is "like a little...

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Jaffa Forbes' Poetry Corner

Below are JUST a SELECTION of the THOUSANDS of poems that are sent to The Spoof every year. Enjoy.

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Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Funny story: Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Bertie Ahern, the Prime Minister - or Taoiseach as he is referred to in his home country - has been given a pay rise. This fact in itself is nothing too dramatic but what makes it particularly interesting is the fact that he is now b...

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More people die of Superbug Staph infections than AIDS in the U.S.; Religious right-wing conservatives still reluctant to call it a plague from God

Funny story: More people die of Superbug Staph infections than AIDS in the U.S.; Religious right-wing conservatives still reluctant to call it a plague from God

Atlanta, Georgia - The Center for Disease Control (CDC) announced today that more people have died from the so-called Superbug Staph infection (Methicillin/oxacillin resistant staphylococcus aureus or MRSA) than have died from AIDS in the United Stat...

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Senior nurses given "licence to kill"

Funny story: Senior nurses given "licence to kill"

The Government is giving senior nurses the right to kill patients. They will be armed with Walther PPK death syringes and given code names beginning with "00".

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Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

Funny story: Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

There are only 59 shopping days left until Christmas, but don't get carried away just yet, because it may be cancelled altogether - due to nasty old Global Warming.

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.

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Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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United States says "we will never leave our nuclear rights"

Funny story: United States says "we will never leave our nuclear rights"

While addressing the United Nations Security Council, Mr. Bush said: "we will defend our nuclear rights, no country including Iran can derail ourselves from our rights."...

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New EU Tax Hits Britain's Extra Hour in Bed

Funny story: New EU Tax Hits Britain's Extra Hour in Bed

THE GOVERNMENT was thrown on to the defensive last night as evidence emerged that it was willing to agree to a new EU tax on UK daylight saving when the clocks go back one hour on Sunday.

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Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Funny story: Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Beijing - Chinese Officials are constantly looking for ways to make the Summer Olympics in China something special. Today they added a new experimental sport designed by U.S. Senator Craig, tentatively called "Johnny Foot Tapping".

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Olympic delegation sent to address air quality concerns in Beijing for 2008 Games gets lost in "smogbank" on arrival at Int'l Airport

Funny story: Olympic delegation sent to address air quality concerns in Beijing for 2008 Games gets lost in "smogbank" on arrival at Int'l Airport

Beijing, China - Shortly upon their arrival at the Beijing International Airport, the visiting Olympic delegation sent to investigate air quality, addressing air pollutant contamination concerns in the capital city, host to the 2008 Olympic games, di...

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Mice, rabbits living longer, healthier lives

Funny story: Mice, rabbits living longer, healthier lives

Thanks to advances in medicine, mice and rabbits are now free from cancer, heart disease and other illnesses and are now living longer, healthier and more productive lives, according to researchers from the nation's top pharmaceutical companies.

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Cut-Price Bishops Not Up To The Job

Funny story: Cut-Price Bishops Not Up To The Job

The Archbishop of Canterbury has confirmed that the Church of England has cancelled its controversial supply contracts with various Eastern European states.

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South Dakota National Guardsman AWOL from firefighting duty in California

Funny story: South Dakota National Guardsman AWOL from firefighting duty in California

Not to be outdone by the outpouring of relief from other states in the wake of the calamity in California a single South Dakota National Guardsman was dispatched to California to provide assistance to help fight fires and coordinate aid for victims o...

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FEMA: Fake News Better Than Real News

Funny story: FEMA: Fake News Better Than Real News

Washington D.C. -- The Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), held a fake news conference for itself today. Vice...

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