Written by Jaffa Forbes

Thursday, 11 October 2007

image for Oxfam? or Talibam?

Could it really be true that the apparently innocent and charitable organisation Oxfam, are actually a sub-branch of the taliban? Could they really be plotting the downfall, or 'purification' of the African nations?

Is it a fact that the a leaked memo from a nameless senior member of the Oxfam management to the board of directors stated, 'We, as you know, must keep our beliefs to ourselves, but the time will come when the whole world will know how powerful a mortal man can be.'?

Could all we thought of charitable organisations, and other so called 'not for profit' schemes, actually be a cunning and sly masquerade intended to pull the wool over our eyes but fill the pockets of the rich and powerful?

Are we really living in an age when our generous outpourings to society are misused and eventually end up through a number of blackmails and secret Swiss bank accounts as the means to killing British troops in Iraq, through the funding of a sub-branch of BAE who have been passing information and weapons to both sides in order to make a larger profit?

Are the real enemies in this world those evil, self-seeking, dollar hungry, bureaucratic pigs that call themselves charities?!


Because none of this is true.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Taliban, Charity, Oxfam

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