Doctors find leg in Dick Cheney's blood clot
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Fears are growing for Vice President Dick Cheney after doctors discovered a leg in his blood clot today.
Read full storyMega Millions Jackpot Riots 3 Cities
PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA--(GOOBERZ)Pandemonium broke out at a 7 Eleven store, when the power went out, due to a short circuit in a hot dog warmer, shutting down the Mega Millions Jackpot Lotto ticket dispenser. The c...
Read full storyJay Leno checks into Comedy Rehab
Comedian Jay Leno checked into a California comedic rehabilitation center yesterday, after apparently hitting what his spokesman is characterizing as "Comedy Rock Bottom."...
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A team of McDonald's high flyers with a degree in bad taste have set sail on a voyage to examine why a huge chunk of the earth's crust is missing, deep under the Atlantic Ocean -- a phenomenon that challenges conventional ideas about...
Read full storyScooby Doo dies aged 45
'Scooby Doo', the well loved character from the long-running American animated television series, was buried today after suddenly dying at the age of 45. His first appearance on our TV screens was in 1970, and his 20-year car...
Read full story'Humdrum Idol' Coming To Your Screens
Television bosses, hell- bent on ensuring that every single show on the box has a 'reality' theme, have revealed plans to broadcast a program that gives the common man a chance to have his voice heard. Based on the X- Fac...
Read full storySuicide Bombers strike in Baghdad
Up to 15 people have been killed and many more injured in twin suicide car bomb attacks in Baghdad. The bombs exploded near a market in the mainly Shia New Baghdad district, in the eastern part of the city, Iraqi place have said. There has been a str...
Read full storyLost Tomb of Jesus Christ Special: Secrets REVEALED!
TheSpoof has performed a careful criticism of the Discovery Channel Special "The Lost Tomb of Jesus Christ" to help you sort out the facts.
Read full storyObama's Uncle Owned Sharpton's Cousin
Entered into this day, an agreement between politicians such that they covenant with each other a common ancestry of boredom. Per Kierkegaard, God was bored and created Adam. They were bored together, and next came Eve, Cain, Able, Politics and the rest of the neigh-bore-hood?...
Read full storyInterview with the dumpster
Real Estate Tycoon and YUPPIE Deity -- DONALD DUMP -- sat down for an Interview with C.N.N.'s BLITZKREIG HORSEFLY last Night...
Read full storyFox Poll backs President Bush
In a new FOX NEWS POLL conducted last Month a whopping 84% of viewers agree with President BUSH -...
Read full storySurgeons find Duchy Originals condom wedged inside Camilla
London - (ReUterus): Surgeons at the King Edward VII Hospital for Officers, Gentlemen and Hellfire Club Old Slags have fished out some suspicious Duchy Original products from Camilla's womb after a gruelling five hour hysterectomy.
Read full storyColdplay's Martin next contender for the nuthouse
Mexico City - (Rioters): Hubris has addled Coldplay vocalist Chris Martin's brain after he described a song on the band's next album as 'basically genius'.
Read full storyGeorge Michael In London Marathon Wanking Shame
Troubled pop star George Michael, now sixty- four years of age, has found himself in the spotlight, again, for reasons of questionable conduct. The star, of Wham fame, was caught, once again, in a 'compromising situation' in...
Read full storyEd-E-torial 13: Paris Hilton Remains Celibate, Lindsay Lohan Trips Over Her Ass.
It's Ed-E-torial #13. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we choose between Paris and Lindsay. And you get to see George Bush's baby picture."...
Read full storyIn Praise of FLIPITOR
Dr. Stanford Templeton - If you take FLIPITOR, you'll be in good company. More than 20 billion Americans have been prescribed FLIPITOR, and there's nothing wrong with them. Why should you ask your GP about FLIPITOR?...
Read full storyBeckham: Exclusive interview!!
Madrid- The La vómito del perro restaurant in the centre of Madrid is the kind of place that requires you to book six months in advance and be prepared to pay gracious homage to whatever the Chef deigns to put in front of you.
Read full storyBush's bourbon footprint affecting humanity
Washington DC - (Rotters): The President's bourbon footprint may have a far worse effect on the world's climate change than all the planet's exhaust emissions plus bovine methane put together.
Read full storyMax Clifford sensationally fired by Shilpa Shetty
Shilpa Shetty is rumoured to have sacked her recently appointed PR guru Max Clifford following comments he attributed to her about celebrity numbskull Jade Goody.
Read full storyMrs Pastor Haggard comforts Senator Edwards' wife
Washington DC - (Rotters): Ted Haggard's wife Gay has phoned to comfort Senator John Edwards's wife Elizabeth after TV fag-hag-slag Anne Coulter smeared his manhood on her show this weekend.
Read full storySympathy for the Devil #3: "Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush
Washington DC - (DissassoCIAted Press): Clutching his copy of UK tabloid News of the Screws a beaming President George W Bush told a press conference today that a California rehab has diagnosed Britney as a succubus - a demonic female entity that dra...
Read full storyThe Russians are coming!
Following the shooting of Mr Paul Joyal, a critic of Vladimir Putin, and the death of ex KGB officer Alexander Litvinenko, there has been wide spread panic that no one is safe from the long arm of the Russian hit men.
Read full storyLocal Junior High Student to Compete in National Science Fair
Hal Peno Junior, a local eighth grader at Buckley E. Filberamous Middle School, recently won the regional science fair competition and will move on to the national level. Hal's project is on the differences in manual dexterity levels between right a...
Read full storyGoogle brings precognition to the desktop
Google MindReader, utilising the company's recently developed Cyberspace Thought Transference Protocol (CTTP) is the latest application to be offered by the internet search company.
Read full storyBatarang forces PM to resign
IN AN UNPRECETENDED MOVE British PM Tony Blair resigned today after it was revealed that he was accepting cash for honours.
Read full storyFergie's Dead Sea Scroll Discovery Excites Historians
Historians are flooding to Old Trafford, the home of Manchester United Football Club, after manager, Sir Alex Ferguson, searching for evidence against rivals Chelsea, entered a long-untouched cave in the Judean Desert, and found jars...
Read full storyAmerican Idol judge in nude photo shame.
American Idol judge, Simon Cowell, was last night refusing to comment on the sex photo scandal which threatens to destroy his career.
Read full storyCool New A&E Departments for Joy-Riding Kids
Health Minister, Caroline Flint, today announced plans to build a thousand super new Accident and Emergency departments in the UK to cope with the rising number of complaints that joy-riding children are so like traumatised...
Read full storyCharlotte Church pregnancy fear - Doctors say foetus refuses to be Welsh
Voice of an angel star, Charlotte Church and her rugby playing lover, Gavin Henson, were being comforted at home last night after it was revealed that their foetus was refusing to be born in Wales.
Read full storyMega Millions Madness
YOURLANDIS, MYLANTA, JOEGA (RUTRZ) The Mega Millions Jackpot now stands at a astounding $420 Million for Tuesday nights drawing. This is after nobody matched all five numbers plus the mega ball since...
Read full storyBuster and the Baby Angel,Chapter 13
The Revelations of the Baby Angel,Part One " I believe YOU to be true , actual,real...
Read full storyBush Turns Back Into Frog!
In a shocking development, Laura Bush has kissed George! The last which was the first kiss happened in a Texas swamp where Librarian Laura was hiking with some youngsters and reading some fairytales during their rest breaks. The tale of the lady who...
Read full storyAmerican Idol Judges star in: World Leader Idol
Since World Leader Idol is due out in April, where World Leaders compete to win the earth's affection, TheSpoof went in to get the latest scoop with none other than Simon Cowell.
Read full storyBush carries through on threat to Iran, unleashes moon-eating dragon.
President George W. Bush stepped up the already heated rhetoric towards Iran by last night making good on a threat to "blot out the moon with a mighty-dragon!" This impressive demonstration comes on the heels of increasing tension between...
Read full storyAmerican astronaut pimps Antonella Barba in space
Cape Canaveral, Florida - Retired U.S. Astronaut Deke Slayton has been identified as the mystery companion who accompanied American Idol contestant Antonella Barba to the nude photo shoot which rocked America's number one television game show.
Read full storyUrologists Win Nobel Medical Prize for Work on Reverse Chubbies
Scientists, Urologists, and Sex Therapists from the Mayo Clinic Sexual Research Institute have recently been awarded the Nobel Prize for Medicine for their work on the reverse chubby. The opposite of the boner, officially called the de-erection (der...
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