Bush's bourbon footprint affecting humanity

Written by queen mudder

Monday, 5 March 2007

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Bush's burbon footprint threatens all humanity

Washington DC - (Rotters): The President's bourbon footprint may have a far worse effect on the world's climate change than all the planet's exhaust emissions plus bovine methane put together.

That is the finding of a global warming stink tank that has measured the amount of mess that the world has got into since George W Bush suborned Supreme Court judges into letting him slime his way into the White House back in 2000.

"Greenhouse guesses are way off the mark compared to all the toxicity emanating from the West Wing," said an environmetal expert choking back from the stench.

"If we knew then what we know now the straightjacket should never have come off in '92 when Bush1 got slammed.

"Next time the US needs an oil pimp they should recruit throught the press. God save America."

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