In a shocking development, Laura Bush has kissed George! The last which was the first kiss happened in a Texas swamp where Librarian Laura was hiking with some youngsters and reading some fairytales during their rest breaks. The tale of the lady who kisses a frog who immediately turns into Prince prompted one little rascal to suggest that Laura try it with a ribbiting nearby frog. She did and thus appeared Prince George who soon became King George who then went on to kill lots of people.
Laura who recently has become sick of her homicidal ex-frog told our reporter: "The idea just came to me after watching the complete failure leap into bed.I just couldn't stand him (it) anymore so I leaned over, holding my nose the way you do before really bad medicine and kissed it (him) on the cheek.Poof! In a puff of smoke,not unlike W's potsmoking days,he turned back into the Texas swamp frog I first kissed.What a relief, maybe now my life and the world can get back to normal!"