Irish American's Seek to Ban Notre Dame Nickname
South Bend, IN - Fed up with what it considers an "incomplete" and "misleading" nickname, thousands of Irish-American activists called upon the University of Notre Dame to refrain from using the phrase "Fighting Irish' un...
Read full storyMyspace to be discontinued
It has been brought to our attention that before the end of the year Myspace will be but a memory. Due to the number of lawsuits at hand, and the stresses that go along with it, the website will close indefinitely.
Read full storyNot good men, GodMen!
FRANKLIN, TENN -- 300 men, claiming to be Christians, met at a shopping mall, of all places, to listen to a lesson that will likely ring home with the "God and guns" mob: Christianity has been "feminized," Jesus is a "wimp&qu...
Read full storyPolar Bears Claim Mental Cruelty --Sue Al Gore for $25 Billion
Polar Bears, represented by two of the most litigious law firms in America, have filed a class action suit claiming $25 billion in damaged due to "mental anguish" caused by Al Gore.
Read full storyPlame: CIA gagged about Laura Bush and KD Lang
Washington AC DC - (Ass Press): Outed CIA agent Valerie Plame hit out at the White House fiction factory today during her congressional committee deposition and said that CIA operatives had been gagged during the 2000 presidential election from revea...
Read full storyGonzales Fights Back
In a press conference this morning, US Attorney General Alberto Gonzales lashed out at Congress.
Read full storySimon Cowell changes his mind
Amid the "should I go or should I stay" drama - Simon Cowell of the dreadful, shocking and sometimes also suicidal "American Idols" show has changed his mind and IS STAYING to torment further "future superstars in the making".
Read full storyBritney Spears New Rough & Rowdy Rocker Boyfriend
MALIBU, CALIFORNIA--(ROCKNOOZ) It maybe bye-bye to reconciliatory ex-husband, Fed-Ex & the kids. In the halls of the posh & pretty Promises Rehab Center in Malibu by the Sea, Springtime has come to the vagina flashin...
Read full storyUS Attorneys Fired Because They Were Illegal Aliens Claims Justice Department
In a just issued press release the Justice Department claims the eight US Attorneys were fired because they were illegal aliens.
Read full storyDobbs Builds Wall arround Tacho Bell
C.N.N. Immigration specialist Lou Dobbs is in the process of erecting an 8 foot wall around a Tacho Bell joint in New York City...
Read full storyStock Up On Reslove And Paracetamol As The Country Goes St Patrick Crazy
St Patrick's Day is nearly here and the nation is getting ready for the piss-up to end them all as we go all Oirish.
Read full storyPakistan rioters demand arrest of president's dog
ISLAMABAD, PAKISTAN -- Police in Islamabad fired tear gas and beat dozens of protesters today - including opposition leaders - over complaints about Pakistani President Musharraf's dog.
Read full storyNorth Korea to dismantle nuclear reactor - no kidding
BEIJING CHINA: The chief nuclear negotiator for the United Nations, Mohamed ElBaradie says North Korea will "definitely keep its promise" to dismantle its Yongbyon nuclear reactor this time. The communist dictatorship made the promise on th...
Read full story2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered
The spiralling cost of the 2012 London Olympics has forced the British Olympic Committee (BOC) to rethink its plans with regard to the staging of certain events. The decision by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to award the Games to Londo...
Read full storyZimbabwe Police gear possessed
HARARE, Zimbabwe (Anonymous) - Zimbabwe's Police truncheons and Police boots are possessed by cunning, yet invisible colonial evil spirits claimed octogenarian President Robert Mugabe yesterday on Zimbabwe's national television - as he tried to expla...
Read full storyThe Man Who Really Puts The Words in George Bush's Mouth
(Rome-New York) The man putting the words in George Bush's mouth isn't Dick Cheney. It wasn't even the late Donald Rumsfeld, "late" in the White House sense. It's Rome's own, Frank "Digits" Watkins. He's th...
Read full storyEntertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story
Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.
Read full storyPISS Fest 2007
I was alerted to this full-page ad for a summer festival in the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.
Read full storyAl Gore Establishes Greenshirts: Demands Followers Enlist and Buy Shirts.
In a press conference held on the site of the yet to be constructed Al Gore Presidential Library, Mr. Gore took his campaign against global warming to a higher level. Dressed in riding pants, riding boots, a stylishly cut forest green shirt and match...
Read full story'Friendly Fire' Killing Unlawful - Not as Friendly as First Thought: They Didn't Even Know Each Other
The hopes of the American Defence Force, some of whom were looking forward to firing indiscriminately at whatever they felt like, have been dealt a severe blow. A coroner has ruled that the killing of Lance Corporal Matty Hull, by a US pilot, was &q...
Read full storyHeather Mills McCartney's fake leg seeks divorce...
...leg seeks legal recourse to find a less fake, prosthetic replacement. "The Leg", now being represented by PR guru Max Clifford, has claimed that the situation had become untenable and that it was sadly time to part compa...
Read full storyAngelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Thrilled : Lips Rescued From EBAY
WINDHOEK, OSHIWAMBO, REPUBLIC OF NAMIBIA, AFRICA, WHATEVER--(UNASSOCIATED PRESS ) Standing in front of their home in South Africa, a relieved Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie thanked INTERPOL and
Read full storyLondon Olympics Debacle Down To Dodgy Builders
Things have just gone from bad to worse at London's Olympic site as more news emerges about the cost debacle.
Read full storyBBC Newsgirl To Wed Spoof Writer?
A BBC News presenter wrote the headlines herself last night, when she made an astonishing admission 'on air'. Six O'Clock Newsgirl Sophie Raworth dispensed with the details of the day's death toll in Iraq and the latest on the Cash for Peerages sc...
Read full storyFossil Fuels found under Zimbabwe!
The much troubled African country may be on its way to economic recovery soon, as the discovery by scientist looking for new water sources has changed the third world area into the next hottest property.
Read full storyMaddox Jolie-Pitt throwing a tantrum
When fetching his brother Pax, Maddox was seen throwing a tantrum (what is it with all these wealthy people) because he had to sit in the back seat of the car instead of sitting up front and driving the car like Britney's "baba".
Read full storyAl-Qaeda: "U.S. Puppets Playing Right Into Our Hands."
BAGDAD -- During a recent trip to Tokyo, Vice President Dick Cheney spoke out against those in Congress advocating a withdrawal from Iraq. "I think if we were to do what they are suggesting, all we'll do is validate the al-Qaeda strategy,&...
Read full storyAntonella Barba to Win First Nobel Piece Prize
At a press conference in Stockholm Sweden Lars-Lars Johannsen-Johannsen, Equal Member Of The Nobel Committee With The Responsibility Of Running Meetings. (EMOTNCWTRORM for short) announced that Antonella Barba would be the first recipient of the new...
Read full storyCheney Boasts Mohammed Was Tortured, Vows to Torture Everyone for Israel
WASHINGTON (AP) - Vice President Dick Cheney has told the annual conference of the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) that accused al-Qaida operative Khalid Sheikh Mohammad was repeatedly tortured by CIA, Pentagon and Israeli sex perver...
Read full storyUniversity Life
Obviously coming to University was a fantastic opportunity. I mean, the chance to pay £3,000 for something that cost £1,200 the year before was a chance I had to seize. It was my first step onto the educational ladder, and it was just waiting for me. I am a Law Student and since October 1 st 2006, I have learned some important things that will remain with me for the rest of my life, and I don'...
Read full storyHeather Mills accused of making hoax emergency calls
Heather Mills McCartney, reportedly nervous about her upcoming appearance in the hit series 'Dancing with the Stars' on ABC television, has been cautioned for making unwarranted emergency 999 calls to West Sussex Police asking for the assista...
Read full storyPeter Snow Appalled By 1979 Fake Election Row
BBC legend Peter Snow said he was appalled by the revelation of fake election results on the BBC. Snow, who has been in charge of the BBC's swingometer on election nights from the 1960s onwards, put the error down to
Read full storySweet smelling butts means big bucks for John Paul Gaultier.
Farting! letting rip! Squeezing the cheese! These are all different ways to describe passing wind, a totally natural but sometimes embarrassing bodily function that has been the butt of jokes the world over. Well, it seems no more as John Paul Gaulti...
Read full storyPete Rose Ban Lifted
HEAVEN -- The ramifications from Pete Rose's admission that he bet on games in which he participated continue.
Read full storyChiquita Banana International Launches New Ad Campaign!
CBI and its signature trademark Carmen Miranda VII will be heard and seen soon across multiple media outlets from radio,TV,cable,internet,zepplins,plane banners ,billboards and sandwich boards advertizing their latest campaign:...
Read full storyBBC Denies Fame Academy Vote-Rigging Charge
A new row erupted last night at the BBC when Shaun Williamson, aka Barry Evans, was incorrectly voted out of the Fame Academy competition.
Read full storyFormer U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to work at Mexican Car Wash
Embattled U.S. Attorney General Alberto Gonzales announced today that he will be leaving the Justice Department and will accept a position at Tidy Boy Car Wash in Plano, Texas.
Read full storyLame Duck Blair Goes Out in a Nucular Bang!
At the same time that civilised people and their nations are fighting against the spread of radioactive materials and nuclear weapons programs in North Korea and Iran, PM Blair has decided to expand England's Doomsday contribution.
Read full storyNewly Released Prisoners Bear Hep C Instead of Job Skills!
Since US prisons have abandoned education and job training programs for the 2.2 million plus inmates in the corrections system, when an inmate is released chances are Hep C is all he will bring back to his community.
Read full storyBush and Laura Eat Illegally Picked Veggies!
White House Chef, Mammie Jemima has admitted that Mexican president Calderon was correct when he said that the President "probably eats the vegetables" that his Mexican relatives pick in the USA.Bush's Mammie who raised him from infancy...
Read full storyAmerica self-destructs
Washington DC - Earlier this week Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell was asked to comment on his party's blocking legislation to bring the troops home from the illegal war in Iraq.
Read full storyAl Gore Claims Consensus on Global Warming Among Dead Scientists
In a speech before the Bennington Vermont League of Women Voters global warming crusader Mr. Al Gore claimed that Copernicus, Einstein, and Galileo were among the scientific consensus that human were causing global warming.
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