Written by Tom Taylor

Friday, 16 March 2007

image for Entertainment Tonight Vows; Anna Nicole Smith Will Never Rest In Peace Until We Find Another Story
R.I.P.? E.T. says N.O.

Despite the fact that she's been dead for some time and that nothing has happened to change this, Anna Nicole Smith, whose tragic story doesn't need to be recapped here, is once again the top story on Entertainment Tonight.

An official statement surrounding their coverage of Anna Nicole has been released by ET "What can we say, we're an entertainment show. To us, there is nothing more entertaining than a tragic life finishing with a tragic death." The statement went on to say "We will continue to stretch this non-story until Britney Spears' lesbian tape comes out or another American Idol gets naked."

Until then ET will continue to try to squeeze news from Anna Nicole's ex-life.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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