...leg seeks legal recourse to find a less fake, prosthetic replacement. "The Leg", now being represented by PR guru Max Clifford, has claimed that the situation had become untenable and that it was sadly time to part company with Mrs Mills-McCartney and wishes to seek out a career of its own.
TheSpoof.com reporters spoke to "the Leg" who was said to be distraught at having to come to this decision but thought it was best for all concerned, "I just had enough; I came to a stage where I felt I couldn't support her anymore".
The erstwhile appendage is staying with friends at the moment and doesn't wish to be bothered, it is understood that Mrs Mills-McCartney is outraged and has started to seek legal action of her own against her own leg.
"The Leg" or "Leggy" as it is known within its circle of friends, was heard to say that it would be looking for a replacement person to be attached to at some future stage but "didn't want to rush foot first into anything just yet" "I need to make sure that whoever I am with next is more real than I am".