Dobbs Builds Wall arround Tacho Bell

Funny story written by Al Lee Wyer

Friday, 16 March 2007

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Dobbs Builds Wall

C.N.N. Immigration specialist Lou Dobbs is in the process of erecting an 8 foot wall around a Tacho Bell joint in New York City

Dobbs Malitia of "Give me about a half an hour" men are working around the clock to secure the building from the threat posed by Mexican Customers

Dobbs "We are determined to keep Illegal Immigrants from Purchasing American Products in America. Goods that rightfully belong to Americans"

When it was pointed out that 99% of the patrons purchasing goods from tacho Bell were indeed American Citizens Dobbs retorted

"Well they had better be able to prove it or they're eating Chinese Tonight"


LOU DOBBS TONIGHT POLL

Damn! I left my lights on. Hey you Chico give me a boost cast your vote at www.loudobbs.com/heyPedrotheredwiregoestotheposative--BOOM

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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