Bush and Laura Eat Illegally Picked Veggies!

Written by Pointer

Friday, 16 March 2007

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Bushes may have to chew on this US black market made food source

White House Chef, Mammie Jemima has admitted that Mexican president Calderon was correct when he said that the President "probably eats the vegetables" that his Mexican relatives pick in the USA.Bush's Mammie who raised him from infancy and who suckled baby W until he went to Yale admitted openly to thespoof that she shops at farmer's markets for the freshest vegetables and fruits:

"Show 'nuff I'se always wanted the bestest fo' ma boy George(Rockstar Boy George asked that we clearly distinguish him/her from the PrezRinger) I be wantin' him and Miz laura to be eatin'good and a course the markets gots loads a food picked by aliens.No true Amerucan gets anywhere near a farm anymore ...who else would harvest the crops, ET?".

Prezringer and the first lady promised they would correct Mammie's shopping habits and would eat only US picked crops as long as they did not come from union labor.When the first couple learned that such vegetation has not existed for decades,W said that that was fine with him :"Good ole Texas beef then ,mornin',noon and night!". Meat industry inspectors immediately began to try and find meat not fed,butchered or processed by undocumented workers.Inspector Socluless commented:"Me thinks a starvation diet is in the future of Mr and Mrs Ringer!".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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