Lame Duck Blair Goes Out in a Nucular Bang!

Written by Pointer

Friday, 16 March 2007

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Jane Bull says she smells a rat after Tony's Big Bang Speech

At the same time that civilised people and their nations are fighting against the spread of radioactive materials and nuclear weapons programs in North Korea and Iran, PM Blair has decided to expand England's Doomsday contribution.

Blair told TheSpoof.com that he thought it would be a crying shame if the United Kingdom disarmed and could play no role in a future nuclear holocaust: "We the British people have been involved deeply in the great events of western civilisation from the battle of Hastings,the Magna Carta, and the great wars.Even the stupid shit war Bush has got us into in Babylonia...England was (Blair's emphasis)there! How can we just dropped out of the arms race just as the Christian conservative apocalypticists are predicting Armageddon.The final battle of good and evil is unthinkable without John Bull!"

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