Dylan Quits Server Farm; Says, "I Ain't Gonna Work On Google's Farm No More"
Bob Dylan, spokesperson for a generation and known for his iconoclastic and poetic balladry, said today that he will no longer work for Google. The multi-billion dollar International server company said that they hired Dylan six months ago t...
Read full storyBrett Favre From Future Tells Favre Not to Retire
HATTIESBURG, MS - Green Bay Packers QB Brett Favre announced that Brett Favre from the future appeared before him as he mowed his lawn yesterday and told him to return to the football field in 2007.
Read full storyParis Hilton's Advice To George Bush After State Of Union: "Don't quit. You're Hot!"
(Los Angeles--CA) The Simple Life star Paris Hilton found time to offer words of encouragement to President Bush after his State of the Union address. "I may not be the brightest bulb in the drawer," said Hilton, "but even I can see th...
Read full storyEarly Roman pornograghy found in cave by the Dead Sea
Scientists have carbon dated a stash of mucky books, found in a cave near the Dead Sea and believe them to be nearly 2000 years old.
Read full storyRed Hot Chili Peppers star slams Hendrix cola
London - (Rioters): A non-alcoholic Liquid Experience drink featuring a very sober-looking Jimmy Hendrix on the can has been slammed by Red Hot Chili Peppers' bass guitarist Flea as 'risible' after a California drinks company announced pl...
Read full storyLembit Sets His Sights On Gold For Britain
MP and Cheeky boy, Lembit Opik, has been chosen as the British representative for the international 'Which public servant has the stupidest name games'.
Read full storyExclusive, 'The Spoof' gets first interview with Jade Goody after her shocking expulsion from the Big Brother House
Last night, 'The Spoof's' top writer, Breeze, spoke with 'pig faced nazi', Jade Goody. In an exclusive interview she opened her heart, and revealed details of what really went on in the Big Brother house.
Read full storyBattersea Dogs Home and Wong Chinese Restaurant in tie up
London- Spiraling costs at Battersea Dogs Home have forced the charity to look for alternative revenue streams to keep running. In a new deal, staff from Wong's Chinese Restaurant, based in Chinatown in central London, have agreed to house an unl...
Read full storySatellite pictures reveal hellish reality of life in North Korea
Washington - New closer more detailed high tech and fancy Satellite pictures of North Korea have outlined the hellish reality of life in the hermit kingdom. North Korean authorities appear to have been stockpiling a large arsenal of Soap Operas from...
Read full storyWhite House declares "Time Machine" is best solution for Iraq.
Late last night, President Bush signed an order approving funding for a multi-billion dollar research initiative for wormhole and time space singularity. The program will be headed by applied physicists at UC Berkely, CalTech and M.I.T. The goal as s...
Read full storySurvey reveals that Wisdom Teeth are essential to life
Geneva - In a Survey that will send shock waves around the world, it was revealed today by the World Health Organization that if you have your Wisdom teeth removed you are certain to die.
Read full storyBlair to advise the world
The UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair, has announced his intention to commission a new Master Computer Data Base, containing every personal detail of every person living in the UK.
Read full storyIntern admits to being the cause of Iraq War.
Shelly Angel, a 22 year old former intern of President George W Bush, admitted this afternoon that the Iraq war was caused when Bush was unable to achieve an erection after she snapped her pink thong in his face.
Read full storyState of the Union: Bush pleads for one last snort
Washington DC - (Rioters): Looking feral and hungry, US President George W Bush asked America to give him one last chance of getting his snout in the trough before admitting himself into a presidential retirement rehab for detox and honing of ghostwr...
Read full storyOpus Dei's BBC outrage
London - (Rotters): Controversial religious S&M aficionado group Opus Dei has complained bitterly that the BBC's portrayal of them as 'murderers, thieves and adulterers' has missed out several vital accomplishment refinements which have g...
Read full storyLife Coach Would Like To Book You In
Top guru and life coach, Ken McPaula, has released yet another self-help book that preys on sad people who suffer from some kind of problem.
Read full storyJade Goody's perfume turns woman into racist
A London woman is set to sue Celebrity Big Brother contestant and 'pig faced nazi' Jade Goody, because she claims her perfume turned her racist.
Read full storySomething oozing out of Waxwork Beckhams
New York - (Rioters): Newly unveiled wax dummies of David and Victoria Beckham at the New York branch of Madam Tussauds have suddenly started oozing an unidentified substance which may be snake-oil according to preliminary forensic reports.
Read full storyStargazers warn Scorsese Oscar will be posthumous
Hollywood - (Rotters): Stargazers employed by internet spread-betting index Aintgottaprayer.com have warned that Martin Scorsese's Oscar-nominated movie The Deported is an RIP contender for a posthumous award as mobster cartels across the States...
Read full storyThe Not Posh Guide to Premiership Football
Today, The Spoof, launches the first in the series of pullout articles for busy, posh, Spoof reading parents who know what's right and proper, but not what their kids are getting into, which is an utter mystery, darling: The Not Posh Guide.
Read full storyGeorge W Bush to release film on Global Cooling
Hollywood - In response to Al Gore's recent film 'An Inconvenient (loser tries to rewrite history, whilst banging on about some environmental) Turth'. President George W Bush is in discussions with a top Hollywood film studio to make a fi...
Read full storyScientists in Japan Release the 'Boyfriend Remote Control'
Akihabara, Tokyo - Scienco-Swindlo Corporation today released at the Tokyo Unnecessary Technology fair the 'Boyfriend Remote Control'.
Read full storyFailing Comics plunder online humour sites
Online humour sites which showcase the work and talent of casual hobby comedians, has been plagued with hits from flagging comedians and writers it was revealed.
Read full storyWorld Genital Mutilation Championships Reaches Final
Tokyo - For the first time since the competition was established in 1931, the annual World Genital Mutilation Championships will not involve a Japanese person.
Read full storyPrescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'
In an amazing scenario dreamed up by employment experts, Britain could be on the verge of complete meltdown should a Prezzer/Vorderman sex tape be accidentally released by John Prescott's Department of Trousers. It has been suggested that if this...
Read full storyScotland celebrates 200 years of being part of England
Edinburgh - Preparations were being made at Edinburgh castle today for a celebration of the 200th anniversary of Scotland becoming part of England in what is misleadingly referred to as the act of Union.
Read full storyMysterious Valley Echo Baffles Scientists
ROSWELL, NEW MEXICO - (RUTTERS) Roswell is a city in Chaves County in the southeastern quarter of the state of New Mexico, due south, is the little town of Winfrey. This small piece of worthless dryl...
Read full storyColts V. Saints for Superbowl
Although I love talking movies, predicting Oscar winners, ect., I don't go much for sports, but this is an exception.
Read full storyProPaintStrip Share Dip Over 'Rhino Baby'
Shares in leading paint stripper manufacturer ProPaintStrip, dipped alarmingly yesterday when its new range of skin care products proved too volatile for a fragile market. An advertising campaign, featuring Hilary Clinton, was
Read full storyConfirmed sighting of Blair after cats go missing in Yorkshire area
Police have confirmed that Tony Blair is living rough on the Yorkshire Dales and warned individuals not to approach him.
Read full storyHackney 2012 Olympics reveal new logo
London: Lord Coe today revealed the logo for the Hackney Olympics for 2012 at a lavish press conference at Hackney Town hall.
Read full story'Jesus Guides My Iraq War' Says George Bush in State of the Union Address
WASHINGTON (Reuters) -- President George W. Bush claimed that Jesus Christ guides his Iraq oil war in his sixth State of the Union address which he delivered on Wednesday evening. The speech was given in an atmosphere of crisis and demoralization per...
Read full storyHarry Potter Arrested For Working Scam
Schoolboy wizard, Harry Potter, has been arrested by Police for working a variation on the 'old empty camera scam'.
Read full storyToilet troubles plague BB backroom staff
Further trouble has hit the seemingly jinxed Celebrity Big Brother House last night as a behind the scenes technician has been caught interfering with the celeb's lavatories.
Read full storyRadical new Dalek design 'Crap', say Dr Who fans.
Fans of Dr Who have been voting with their feet after the popular sci-fi series underwent drastic budget cuts.
Read full storyLitvinenko Death Was A Case Of Mistaken Identity
It has emerged that the death of ex-Russian agent Alexander Litvinenko may have been a case of mistaken identity. The startling revelation appeared in Italian magazine, La Crappa, and is thought to be supported by unidentified sources inside Russia.
Read full storyBig Brother Bully Launches New Range
Jane Goony's Press Agent yesterday revealed details of a new range of crap products designed to recoup the tremendous losses suffered when the racist bigot was evicted from the Big Brother house.
Read full storyAladdin's Lamp Type Glass Thing Found At Car Boot In Dagenham
A funny looking bit of kit is today being heralded as the saviour of Doreen and Den Desperatecase.
Read full storyAlps May Melt Away by 2050!
"Tyrolian glaciers may melt away by 2050 ", according to Roland Pfeffernessen of the University of Innsbruck Glacier Studies department. Bad as this news may sound, Bobby "Doomsday" Jones claims to have discovered that there are n...
Read full storyMutombo Confesses: "I Did Laura!"
President Bush, listening to the advice of his beloved frumpy librarian-wife, featured NBA African Basketball Star Dikembe Mutombo as a hero in his State of the Union Snore.
Read full storyScientists Discover Area of the Brain Responsible for Discovering Areas of the Brain
In an amazing feat of recursive neurophysiology, scientists have found the specific area of the brain used by humans to determine what specific areas of the brain are used for.
Read full storyScavengers Descend on Branscomb, Devon
I, ET McCrone lift/elevator operator/candidate for PrezMinister can read the handwritin' on the wall. When the noble colonizers, the citizens of the UK land like a desperate flock of gulls on the water-logged booty of a shipwrecked cargo trawler,...
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