Aladdin's Lamp Type Glass Thing Found At Car Boot In Dagenham

Funny story written by Duff

Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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The mysterious glass fing pictured earlier. A new Aladdin's lamp?

A funny looking bit of kit is today being heralded as the saviour of Doreen and Den Desperatecase.

The glass thing, found in a car boot sale in Dagenham, is reported to have magic powers and has brought the pair untold wealth and riches. Den told us:

"We was dahn the car boot and seen this fing. The geezer what was selling it wanted 50p so I beat him down and he gave me it free when I agreed to stop hitting him.

I was going to use it to smoke a bit of drugs like so I set it up an' all. I only had a little bit of dope and just happened to say 'I wish I had some more gear' and next think there's a chunk the size of a house brick sat on the table"

Doreen chimes in:

"I knew at once that it was the glass fing so I asked it for a pizza and next thing there was a large deep-pan pepperoni on the table. I couldn't hardly believe it"

A proud Doreen and Den showed us round their run-down council flat that was packed to the roof with Burberry baseball caps, hoodies and empty Pizza Hut boxes.

We asked perhaps if they might use their new talisman to set themselves up in a mansion in Surrey but they just looked at our reporter blankly.

"We've all we could want naiwh" smiled Doreen.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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