Scientists in Japan Release the 'Boyfriend Remote Control'

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Wednesday, 24 January 2007

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Too many buttons for the male version

Akihabara, Tokyo - Scienco-Swindlo Corporation today released at the Tokyo Unnecessary Technology fair the 'Boyfriend Remote Control'.

The remote control costing USD100 works by implanting a chip in the subject boyfriend then he will obey certain instructions when the remote control is used.

After extensive consultation with women from all over the world the behaviors required were narrowed down to include 'Housework', 'DIY', 'Sleep', 'Drive Slower', 'Stop Swearing' and 'Piss Off its that time of the month'.

Scientists are now working on a 'Girlfriend remote control'. This will have just the one button which can be set to always on - 'Sex'.

Nearly three billion pre-orders have already been taken for the Girlfriend remote control.

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