Mad Cow Disease in Sheboygan
Sheboygan, Wis. - (Rioters): The last time Mad Cow Disease struck Sheboygan was in 1987 when an escapee from a British jail HMP Wormwood Scrubs was mysteriously found slumped outside the Wisconsin Sheriff's Department claiming to be suffering fro...
Read full storyThe Ayatollahs Sublime Solution
It came to be that there was a serious shortage of Izzielamic volunteers willing to strap explosives to their bodies and blow themselves and others into eternity for the cause. The Ayatollah summoned his bishops and other high-ranking clerical leaders in congress to discuss and solve the problem. There was much debate, but a solution did not result. In desperation the Ayatollah called upon his fou...
Read full storyTo Catch A Catfish
To Catch A Catfish The lake I live on has the biggest, smartest Catfish that exist in any body of water on the face of the earth. There hav...
Read full storyHams Wern't Amateurs at FieldDay
High temperatures and humidity did not deter club members from the annual FieldDay weekend. The FieldDay Contest was held at the Sutton Fair Grounds, June 25th and 26th 2005, a first for the club. In previous years, it has been at Maple Hill, but this year the club tried a different venue to get more local exposure from the community.
Read full storyKate Moss To Die At Some Point
Kate Moss announced today that she may die at some point, probably in about forty or fifty years time.
Read full storyExamination leads to Resignation
In a stunning reversal of fortune the head of the Italian - Archeological Antique Society (I-ASS) has been forced to tender his resignation. The internal and public outcry for his ouster has been the direct result of his mishandling of the "Rom...
Read full storyAustria uses cunning in war against USA
Vienna - (Rioters): Proof positive that Austria is arming Iraqi terrorists emerged today after a consignment of 800 Steyr-Mannlicher HS50 sniper rifles exported by Holocaust denier David Irving from his Viennese prison cell last year was found to hav...
Read full storyBonds Tests Positive for Floyd Landis
SAN FRANCISCO, CA Embattled San Francisco slugger, Barry Bonds, can no longer dodge allegations of steroid abuse, after reportedly testing positive for Floyd Landis. MLB officials began to investigate last Friday, after photographs surfaced which ap...
Read full storyMcCartney Goes Nude
Paul McCartney has been told by Frank Rallings the council's head of planning at Rother District Council he has to pull up one trouser leg while walking on his Peasmarsh farm in Sussex England. He was told he has to stay within the rules...
Read full storyNorth Korea Stops Being Grumpy
North Korea is no longer on George Bush's axis of evil shortlist for bombing, due to its willingness to work with good guys like us, or get bombed flat. Those grumpy old North Koreans, who are so out of touch and
Read full storyShock Obama is Black Revelations
The normally sedate world of Washington DC politics was today rocked by allegations that the presidential hopeful senator Barack Obama of Illinois was black.
Read full storyMrs Slocombe To Be Given A New Fanny At Glittering Ceremony
Doyenne of British farce and smutty comedy, Mrs Slocombe aka Molly Sugden, is being awarded a fellowship this evening, at the prestigious Fannies ceremony to be held at London's swanky Dorchester hotel.
Read full storyWelcome to Raleigh N.C. Airport - The Safest Airport in the World
Would any terrorist in his right mind fly eight and a half hours to blow up an airport? Would it be worth blowing up 140 of your fellow passengers and a few rednecks on the minimum wage but brandishing a badge in pursuit of glorifying Islam? How vital is Raleigh Durham International airport to world security?...
Read full storyBlair Summons Ministers To Halt Damaging Leaks
Prime Minister Tony Blair has called an emergency meeting of the Cabinet next week in a bid to address the cracks that are threatening to split Downing Street apart.
Read full storyJewell Accuses 'Bent Ref' Of Being Boy George's Brother
Paul Jewell, the cheeky-faced Scouser in charge of Wigan Athletic, was last night at the centre of a refereeing storm that could peter out into nothing.
Read full storySooty And Sweep Missing - Serious Fears For Their Safety
Kiddies' favourite puppeteer, Mathew Corbett, is said by sources close to him to be distraught by the theft of his two best buddies, Sooty and Sweep.
Read full storyRobert Kilroy-Silk: "M&S Fund Terror" Claims
Sensationalist & former talk show host Robert Kilroy-Silk was again making bold claims in Brussels today, claiming M&S were key players in the 'war on terror'. Silk, as his supporters like call him has said to have stumbled on some 'bloke...
Read full storyWhy gay marriage is wrong
I live in a nice neighbourhood, a place where wholesome american children ride their shiny new bicycles up and down the street past perfectly manicured lawns, a place where old glory sits out front in every yard blowing gently in the refreshing breeze of freedom. Now I can hear you less patient readers saying "yeah so what?"...
Read full storyAncient chimps used tools to build first African Creationist museum
London - (Rioters): The National Academy of Creationist Sciences Symposium in London has heard how chimpanzees in West Africa used stone tools to erect Africa's first Creationist museum off the Ivory Coast some 4,300 years ago.
Read full storyHomeland Security Bans Urine From Flights
In a press release from the Secretary of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, earlier today, it appears passengers with any sort of liquid in their bodies will not be allowed to board.
Read full storyHurricane Karl Back "To Finish what I Started"
In an unprecedented meteorological assault Hurricane Karl has reformed and is heading back to the Northern Europe.
Read full storyBNP chief admits stockpiling nukes for UK civil war
London - (Rotters): The Provisional Head of the Hellfire Club and Pretender to the Mountbatten Throne has admitted stockpiling nuclear and explosive chemicals for an anticipated civil war in Britain.
Read full storyStern's cells used to grow breasts hydroponically
Tokyo - (Rotters): Japanese mammologists have claimed to be able to increase the size of women's breasts by using a mixture of fat and Howard K Stern's cells and then growing them hydroponically into luscious DDs within a matter of days.
Read full storyWhy I support George Bush
I'm going to let you good folks in on a little secret, a secret not even my closest friends know, intrigued?...
Read full storyBono: "I like them big and round"
'Popular' entertainer, singer & politician Bono who famously fronts the immortal rock group U2, appeared drunk on Irish Television last night. Bono 67, was appearing on chat show 'Tirty Minutes with Keiren O'moonshine' when he mad...
Read full storyDrug rumours increase, as dog-faced Britney Spears urinates on red carpet
Recent tabloid photos, showing Britney Spears out and about for the first time since her divorce from Kevin Federline, have re-ignited rumours of drug abuse.
Read full storyMutant Brain-eating Zombie wins American Idol
Gillian McDonut, a recently deceased homicide victim, spoke of her joy yesterday at winning American Idol.
Read full storyBush announces new "Cannon Fodder" plan for Iraq
In a speech to the American people last night, President George W Bush announced his new radical plan for Iraq which he named as "Operation Cannon Fodder".
Read full storyHarry Potter accused of smoking cannabis while at Hogwarts
Would be wizard and Magic Party Leader, Harry Potter has remained tight-lipped over allegations in this weeks papers, that he smoked pot while a student at upper crust wizard school, Hogwarts.
Read full storyBlair Seals His Legacy
Isle of Sheppy, United Kingdom - Tony Blair said today that the United Kingdom is to become the eighth continent of the world, cementing his legacy as a world player. He made the announcement on the small island just off the English coast, which one...
Read full storyShilpa In Police Reunion Sensation - I'm Walking On The Moon Says Bollywood Star
Sensational showbiz news as reports reach us that legendary rockers, The Police, are to reform with Bollywood sensation Shilpa Shetty fronting the band.
Read full storyJade Goody St Valentine's Day Vagina Monologue Massacre
The newest addition to the Vagina Monologues is published on Wednesday 14th February to coincide with St Valentine's Day, and will be read to the world by Celebrity Big Brother loser Jade Goody.
Read full storyCamilla, Duchess Of Cornflakes Haemorrhoid Hospitalisation Horror
The wife of Prince Charles, Jamelia Barker-Powles, is to go into hospital to have treatment on her haemorrhoids, Palace sources have said.
Read full storyTiki or Red Neck!?
A psychology experiment in perception has captured the imagination of what seems like the whole globe as the worldwideweb has spread this image through all of Muslimdom, Christendom, Hindudom, Buddhistdom and the rest of dumb humanity.
Read full storyBuster and the Baby angel, Chapter 6
The baby angel's name at birth was, and boy, or should I say girl... or both... this was some birth, Lilithanne Aconda Kniffelblossom. As you may have guessed the bouncing baby something or other was the only true hermaphrodite ever born in the rural community of Kniffelblossom, Indiana. At least s/he was the only one allowed to see the light of day since such country folk as occupied this...
Read full storyYank's Bernie Williams Tells Steingrabber to Stuff It!
One of the greatest Yankee players of all time was offered a minor league contract by infamous NY Yankee owner-dictator Baron Von Steingrabber. Williams, always the gentleman, declined the tight-wad's offer by stating the obvious: "If they w...
Read full storyRising Tides Inundate Welsh Historic Sites
Global warming seems to have already hit the southwestern shore of the English Island.Beachcomber extraordinaire Ringo Starr reported to the Wales' Blowhole that historic sites along the Welsh coast are in serious danger since the unusually high...
Read full storyParaphernalia4yourgenitalia.cum Wants 2B Your Sexperts
The coupling couples' advisors, newly reconciled Colleen and Havinghurst Dawurst invite your sexual queries on paraphernalia4yourgenitalia or just send them to TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample of one of our most recent Q&A's.
Read full storyIran Legalizes Gay Marriage
(Al Manziera) In an unexpected victory for gays in Iran, gay marriage was legalized today. Following the February Holocaust Denial Conference hosted by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his new "main squeeze" Klan Leader David Duke, the couple jointl...
Read full storyBritney Spears Linked By Genealogists To Wicked Witch of the East
Genealogists today linked pop diva Britney Spears with the wicked witch of the East from The Wizard of Oz. The wicked witch of the East was the one who was killed in the beginning of the story after Dorothy's Kansas home fell on her and left her...
Read full storyCat Fight in Heaven
Gorgeous, blond bombshell, famous for her voluptuous body, her easy manipulation of men, and her revealing Playboy photographs was found dead under mysterious circumstances. In other news ... Anna Nicole Smith was found dead too.
Read full storyAnna Nicole killed by her own breast
Medical Examiners in Florida revealed today, that the true cause of Anna Nicole Smith's death was due to suffocation by her own enormous breast implants. "This is the first time in history that a woman was killed by her own rack," they...
Read full storyWho says torture is wrong?
Now if you're like me, you're probably wondering what all this torture nonsense you keep reading in the liberal press is all about.
Read full storyFormer White House Press Secratary Missing
Former White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan is listed as missing and The Federal Bureau of Investigation has begun an inquiry. As yet the FBI is not commenting on the case and Officials at The White House have issued only a "no comment&q...
Read full storyChristina Aguilera Genuine Naked Pics: The Truth
A journalist for The Spoof was exposed as a charlatan today. The Writer, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was alleged to have produced misleading headlines in order to gain Internet ratings over his 'rivals', The Spoof's editors ...
Read full storyBird Flu Crisis: Source of infection found
The recent 'Bird Flu' crisis has taken a sinister turn today. According to sources Mr Matthews supplied the very turkey that Dimwit George W Bush gave the Thanksgiving reprieve to.
Read full storyCamilla to Stand in For Police Drummer
Stuart Copeland, drummer with 80's band 'The Police', has sensationally pulled out of the comeback gigs announced recently.
Read full storyBritney Spears Hosts New Adult Reading Show, "Between The Panty Lines"
In the same vein that PBS children's show, Between the Lions is designed to promote reading amongst children, Britney Spears will now host her own television puppet show. It will be called Between the Panty Lines and it will be...
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