Bush announces new "Cannon Fodder" plan for Iraq

Written by The Red Menace

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

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In a speech to the American people last night, President George W Bush announced his new radical plan for Iraq which he named as "Operation Cannon Fodder".

Bush announced this new plan will see America send over 20,000 brave troops to the deaths. He stressed it should not be confused with the previous radical new plans to send brave troops to their deaths like "Operation Firing Line", "Operation Slaughter" and "Operation Body Bag".

Bush also announced plans to issue more troops with the Stars and Stripes in an attempt to strike fear into the hearts of insurgents. "I am sure that when terrorists and other rouge states see our flag and what it stands for, they will be humbled and bow down to our all-conquering military might". Bush said that the new flags would be both flame and urine retardant.

Bush meanwhile sent a message to his troops in Iraq telling them "I will be right behind you guys", adding "right behind you in a bulldozer to pile your bodies up into the breach until the enemy gives up".

"Or at least until I leave office" he later added.

Bush then left the press conference in his armoured limousine flanked by armed outriders to host a dinner for a select group of America's richest businessmen.

Meanwhile, shares in the Black Body Bag Corp shot up 200% putting a smile on the face of Wall Street traders.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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