Tiki or Red Neck!?

Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

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Tiki God or Screaming Red Neck?

A psychology experiment in perception has captured the imagination of what seems like the whole globe as the worldwideweb has spread this image through all of Muslimdom, Christendom, Hindudom, Buddhistdom and the rest of dumb humanity.

Staring at computer screens from Islamabad to Carlsbad to the Badlands of South Dakota, folks are fixated on the image and debating whether this is a Tiki God from the South Pacific or a God damn Southern Red Neck from South of the Mason-Dixon.

Liberal Theologian, Sitchu A. Shunethics believes that the image represents: "The unitive kiss of east meets west. We have here the consummation of global unity as the RedNeck osculates with the Easter Island Deity".

Neo-Con Fundamentalist Minister,Neoconfun Damentalist-Minister declared at a Church service at his Temple of My Idea of the Divine: "Alls I see is a good ole boy praisin his one and only Lord Jesus, though i do wish he'd remove that cap!"

Easter Island witch doctor, Tiki Barber Ph.D. failed to perceive any image but the high-browed island sentinel: "What ball cap? These western religious believers tend to impose their religious iconography on everything!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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