Kate Moss announced today that she may die at some point, probably in about forty or fifty years time.
This shock revelation came as other famous names from the House of Kloppaman including Noel Fielding put out a contract on Moss earlier today.
The contract was not arranged out of spite and has been rumoured that it's just another publicity stunt typical of the surreal comedian.
Sources close to Kate's popstar dog said that she has requested that only close family an friends should attend the funeral which will be at a location to be revealed when Kate dies. It has been reported that she wishes to be cremated.
Her ashes will be available for £45 per gram.
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