The Ayatollahs Sublime Solution

Funny story written by wildbill

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

It came to be that there was a serious shortage of Izzielamic volunteers willing to strap explosives to their bodies and blow themselves and others into eternity for the cause. The Ayatollah summoned his bishops and other high-ranking clerical leaders in congress to discuss and solve the problem. There was much debate, but a solution did not result. In desperation the Ayatollah called upon his four wise men, Ennie, Mieny, Minnie, and Moe, to solve the problem.

After the fabulous four sobered up they knocked their heads together and offered a solution. The Ayatollah was reluctant to put it into effect but he had little choice. There were people in the world walking around as if nothing bad was taking place. He and his could not abide this. He authorized the hierarchy to put it into effect. They did and were overwhelmed with volunteers.

What did the fabulous four suggest that was so effective? A secret scripture was discovered in the Dead Sea Scrolls wherein the original of the old Moham Madum promise of 72 virgins for Izzielamic martyrs was clarified. It seems the document did not contain the full text. There was a word missing after what was thought to be the final word - the word that followed the final word; virgin - was the word Sheep!

The consequence of this revelation was a serious shortage of sheep in the middle east.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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