The coupling couples' advisors, newly reconciled Colleen and Havinghurst Dawurst invite your sexual queries on paraphernalia4yourgenitalia or just send them to TheSpoof.com. Here's a sample of one of our most recent Q&A's.
Dear C&H,
Is it true that masturbation causes warts?
Signed Bumpy
Dear B,
There is evidence that Human Pappiloma Virus (HPV) can be transmitted through non-genital contact. So, Bumpy where have those hands been? If they have been around some soft, pinkish, moist growths and you immediately touched your "self" it's possible you transmitted your Hillary's hills to your normally smooth Andrew.
Careful,
H&C
Dear H&C,
Perhaps I didn't explain.The warts are on my hands not my Andrew.
Bumpy HANDS
Dear BH,
sorry for the misunderstanding. Of course the warts on your hands has nothing to do with your constantly beating your meat!
It's the frogs you've been fiddlin'with!
Careful,
C&H
