Bird Flu Crisis: Source of infection found

Funny story written by Matt 'Crusty' Morgan

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

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"'s......G.E.O.RGE.....what is Y.O.U.R.S?...he doesn't speak english...why's his nose runnin?"

The recent 'Bird Flu' crisis has taken a sinister turn today. According to sources Mr Matthews supplied the very turkey that Dimwit George W Bush gave the Thanksgiving reprieve to.

As is the Custom, the President of the USA can grant a reprieve to one turkey each year at Thanksgiving. Donald Rumsfeld was under the misguided impression that it was his turn in 2006. Not so!!

Bernard Matthews, who has been pestering for a peerage since 1974, thought he had cracked it last November.

In a deliberate attempt to sway Tony Blair, Bernard Matthews persuaded the British Government not only to break Jamie Oliver's knees for damning Turkey Twizzlers, but to provide the US president with an infected Turkey.

The ruse has backfired as on a recent visited to the UK George W Bush has evidently re-infected the entire turkey population at Bernard Matthews farm.

Lordy Lordy (NOT you Bernard)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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