North Korea Stops Being Grumpy

Written by politicalpop

Tuesday, 13 February 2007

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North Korea agrees not to be grumpy any more

North Korea is no longer on George Bush's axis of evil shortlist for bombing, due to its willingness to work with good guys like us, or get bombed flat. Those grumpy old North Koreans, who are so out of touch and unsophisticated they don't know what a celebrity is, are looking forward to finding out about celebrities so they too can hate them like we do.

Many North Koreans haven't enjoyed anything sophisticated under Communist rule ever, but they are soon going to whoop it up, and enjoy lots of lovely new things when a team of US advisors arrives with paper hats. Whadyasay?

An average Korean eats nothing but one dog a week, and would love to have the choice of eating the sophisticated western diet so beloved of us. Not to mention our great TV, and technology, and fast food, and fizzy drinks. Some sources say that the introduction of reality TV alone in North Korea is likely to require an explanation for people who haven't seen such shit ever. Three cheers for North Korea, our new buddies.

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