Little Rocks, Illinois (IPP) - A pharmaceutical corporation which manufactures and markets drugs to combat erectile dysfunction (ED) is placing the 1-800 phone numbers of hookers on the side of their pill jars.
The phone numbers are there for the benefit of wealthy pill users that get an erection that lasts for more than four hours. These clients can have a hooker flown in by private jet thus saving them from an embarassing trip to the emergency room while pitching a serious tent or sporting wood as the folks like to joke.
The private jets often bring eye doctors and heart specialists along with the hookers and these specialists are put on standby in case the wealthy erection dysfunction clients need their services.
