4 Girls Finger Paint short film Harms National Security

Funny story written by Kirk Scott

Saturday, 22 December 2007

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Seattle Wa.- World famous Youtube.com has announced that it will start to sensor certain content. A newly formed short film call 4 Girls Finger Paint, is a sequel of 2 Girls 1 Cup and the flurry of reaction movies are bogging down the internet servers to 97% capacity.

Bank of America President Phil Yurhule said, "This is starting to affect how we do business." The world banks use the internet for wire transfers and to connect ATM's for quick and easy operation. The Stock Market was down 217 points due to day traders unsure that computer operations will suffer.

Bank of America has sent a letter to youtube.com and the producers of the gag reflex movies to take down the site and the reactions for National Security. "Todays ATM's are sent video for aid in operation and these 2 movies have been popping up." Said Phil Yurhule.

"I was appalled to what I saw", said Jessica Morgan. "I needed some cash for some Monistat 3 because I am pregnant and I saw this video play and instead of cash, the ATM spit out poop."

Bank of America has been developing new technology where you can purchase and receive items through the internet instantly. Phil Yurhule said, "This has come to the market about 4 months too early because we needed to workout the bugs. We regret that Mrs. Morgan barfed all over our ATM. We have debit her account $7,372.33 to replace that ATM"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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