Jamie Spears Vagina to be Seen More Often than Sister's In Live Baby Delivery Broadcast

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Sunday, 23 December 2007

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In late 2006, pictures of the naked vagina of Britney Spears became the most viewed and most searched internet photos of all times. In an attempt to upstage her sister, Jamie Spears has decided to allow her delivery to be broadcast live on television (both Discovery: Health and The Playboy Channel) and on the internet. DVD sales are expected to begin as soon as the film can be copied and rushed to video rental and adult bookstores.

Said young Spears, "giving birth is a beautiful thing and I want to whole world to see my baby's crowning achievement, along with where he or she came from! We're also going to shoot this in hi-def for the people with those kinds of televisions."

The delivery will be filmed by famous and award winning Hollywood photographer, Buck E. Filbert.

A jealous Britney has decided that photos from her next delivery will be turned into a coffee table book. She is also considering offering live web-cam shots of her vagina until the blessed day arrives and her latest makes his/her appearance. "I think this will build anticipation and may even start a few office pools," she said.

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