Brangelina's secret "two-of-a-kind" Christmas gift !

Funny story written by shea lo

Monday, 17 December 2007

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[Celebrity Babyland -Africa]: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have found the perfect Christmas gift for their brood of Jolie-Pitts. Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax will have a new set of conjoined twin sisters.

The abandoned babies were discovered in a manger on a movie set in the small African village where Ms. Jolie is filming her latest Christmas-themed movie "Moses and the poinsettias".

The sensual actress, best known for her Lara Croft roles, instantly fell in love with the twins. "It was definitely love at first sight", she sighed.

"Brad and I so wanted to give our family a very special gift this Christmas - one that shared our love for mankind. Our new babies are perfect".

Known for her unusual baby-name-picks, journalists asked her what she was going to name them. Pursuing her bloated sausage lips the enigmatic La Jolie whispered: "They will both be known as "As-Au-'Am-Eu-'Af"

When asked if it had a special meaning Ms. Jolie, once again flashed her famous sultry-pouty look and said "It means 'special-blessed-children- who-were-sent-to-us-by-the-Divine-Being-who-lives-in-all-of- us".

"Is that Arabic or an African dialect?" curious papparazzi wanted to know.

Wicked Angelina teased "It's an acronym for the five continents, silly. We are the world".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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