BILLINGSGATE POST: After nearly a year of counting and recounting ballots in the disputed election which handed Joe Biden his victory in Arizona, it was found that over 120,000 ballots were cast by feral hogs who took advantage of Arizona’s loose vot…
BILLINGSGATE POST: With the President’s plan to fund his $3.5 trillion dollar social and infrastructure bill at zero net cost not going nowhere, he is now changing gears. Biden, along with Nancy Poozleosi and Jen Psaki, have repeatedly tried to re…
BILLINGSGATE POST: The three-word chant has become an internet sensation after an NBC reporter at the annual Beaver Crossing Cow Pie Throwing Contest incorrectly reported that fans in the stands were chanting "Let’s Go Elmer” following a colossal co…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Las Vegas Raiders owner Mark Davis announced today that Hunter Biden will take over the head coaching duties, replacing Jon Gruden who was let go two weeks ago for insensitive homophobic and misogynistic remarks he made 10 years ag…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Buried deep in fine print to rebuild the Nation’s infrastructure is a plan to replace old stationary fire hydrants with ones that revolve at 12 revolutions per minute using solar power to provide the energy. It has always been…
BILLINGSGATE POST: President Biden announced today his plan to build a new shipping canal or moat that would connect the Gulf of Mexico with the Pacific Ocean. With that, the thirty foot wall that President Trump started would be abandoned forever, m…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Who’s the dummy now? A Las Vegas ventriloquist claims that every word that President Biden reads from his Teleprompter actually comes from him. In an extraordinary interview with George Staphylococcus, Victor Chameleon explained th…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Largely overblown rumors of Vice-President Kamala “Breath” Harris being placed in perpetual orbit on Air Force 2 by her boss have been shot down. The President, who himself admitted that it was a mistake to have the giggle prone…
BILLINGSGATE POST: In an interview that will air this Sunday, President Biden admits that, prior to the election this past November, he underwent a cryogenic treatment to preserve the few remaining cells in his brain. When asked by George Staphylo…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) have forklifts been allowed in this protected area, where the Yongle Emperor - Zhu Di - built the palaces, gardens and courtyards that occupy the Forbidden City. When then Vice President J…
BILLINGSGATE POST: General Marmaduke Milley, the lead mutt on the Joint Chiefs of Staff dog sled, reportedly called his counterpart in China to give him a “heads up” before President Trump unleashed a nuclear attack. In a soon to be released ficti…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Chances are, if you see Joe Biden wear a sheepish grin, there must be a story behind it. Well, there just might be. Much has been written about why men turn to sheep for affection while undergoing stress. In fact, Geoffrey Chauc…
BILLINGSGATE POST: When Elmer Smuckmeister retired from the Navy SEALS in 1989 and returned to Beaver Crossing, Nebraska, to raise hogs on the family farm, even his close friends had no idea that he was a living legend. Having spent nearly six years…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Pressed for information by George Staphylococcus regarding the whereabouts of Kamala Harris, his peripatetic partner-in-crime, President Biden smiled and dropped his voice an octave. Crooning an old melody made famous by Paul Anka…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Just when Jimmy Carter believed he was a mortal lock for the coveted WOAT (Worst Of All Time) American President, Joe Biden raised the stakes by enabling the Afghan airport evacuation debacle in Kabul this week. Jimmy Carter is…
BILLINGSGATE POST: After over two years and breathless speculation that John Durham would finally exonerate the Love Birds for engaging in inappropriate sexual chatter, it appears that the Justice Department will finally complete the long awaited re…
BILLINGSGATE POST: Today it was announced that Hunter Biden and Carlos Danger, aka; Anthony Weiner, would head the newly formed Joint Cybersecurity Force. Both men have had vast experience in the field. Of course, everyone knows that Hunter Biden…
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