Hunter Biden And Carlos Danger Appointed To Run Joint Cybersecurity Force

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 6 August 2021

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Weiner Take All

BILLINGSGATE POST: Today it was announced that Hunter Biden and Carlos Danger, aka; Anthony Weiner, would head the newly formed Joint Cybersecurity Force.

Both men have had vast experience in the field. Of course, everyone knows that Hunter Biden left his laptop with a repair shop in New York, only to forget to reclaim it. The owner of the shop downloaded all of its contents, finding among other things, pictures of Hunter snorting cocaine and balancing two nekid hookers on his loin area.

Carlos Danger also earned his stripes with Cybersecurity the hard way (a pun, thank you). He was arrested and did time for taking pictures of himself in his Skivvies and sending them unsolicited to young ladies, evidently hoping to have his Weiner immortalized. Can’t blame him. He’s so ugly his parents had to tie a porkchop around his neck so the family dog would play with him.

Together, President Biden hopes that the two men will eventually solve the Cybersecurity threat that has cost millions in ransomware and threatens to take down our Nation’s infrastructure.

Dr. Slim: “Good choice. I think we got a Weiner here.”

Slim: “Yo, Dr. Dude. But that’s a hard one to swallow.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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