Funny story - SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt

SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt

Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...

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Funny story - Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall

Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall

It was mass confusion yesterday on the third floor of the New Yorker 2 Hotel when a chase scene right out of a movie appeared before the startled eyes of the people on the third floor. Susan Boyle, who is afraid of heights and has trouble with ele...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...

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Funny story - Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden

LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland

In scenes straight out of the Marvel's Avengers Assemble, Susan Boyle in a fit of rage destroyed the nation of Scotland over the weekend, but luckily there were no fatalities. Following months of gruelling work, SuBo as she is known to her fans had b...

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Funny story - Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"

Sharon Osbourne has told Susan Boyle, the one she called "A Hairy Asshole" on the Opie and Anthony show, that she was sorry and that she just got carried away with the guys. The apology came on Facebook: "Susan Boyle is a lovely gracious woman and...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle may put in a bid for Rooney to join her beloved 'Celtic'

Susan Boyle may put in a bid for Rooney to join her beloved 'Celtic'

It's rumoured that Susan Boyle may put in a bid to outbid Barcelona to get Rooney for her beloved 'Celtic'. True, she has not yet reached the 80 million plus, being offered by Barcelona but it is expected that her 2nd C.D. will bring in over 100 m...

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Funny story - Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!

Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!

Singer Susan Boyle told police in London that she had been attacked by a man with a foot fetish backstage after a recent performance there. "I was going to my dressing room and it was late because of several encores so there weren't as many people...

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Funny story - 'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer booked for Susan Boyle topless nuptials

'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer booked for Susan Boyle topless nuptials

London - (Bridle Path): So far there's no actual bridegroom, wedding ring or other essential paraphernalia. But, hey! Where's the obstacle? Sussan Boyle PR sources said today their client had booked Russian topless wedding dress designers Boobski...

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Funny story - Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...

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Funny story - Susan Penhaligon, The 70's British Brigitte Bardot Says Botox Just About Turned Her Into A Chimp

Susan Penhaligon, The 70's British Brigitte Bardot Says Botox Just About Turned Her Into A Chimp

LONDON - Susan Penhaligon a British film icon who during the 70s was considered to be the English Bridgette Bardot has cast out a warning to other women about the hazards of botox. Penhaligon who many also compared to America's Marilyn Monroe in h...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle Raving At The Airlines Again

Susan Boyle Raving At The Airlines Again

Upon reaching London from the United States where she was a smash hit and having a new bestselling album, you'd think that Susan Boyle would be happy wouldn't you? But no. She hates the airlines once again and doesn't hold back in her criticism.

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Funny story - Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV

A new group of Justin Bieber fans have been 'discovered'. These are 50+ yr. old American women, wearing red scarves and 'We Love Susan' buttons. Recently released from The Priory Clinic in London England, these women returned home to find their g...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.

Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle - the voice of a nightingale said yesterday "I really don't know why everyone assumed I said I was the Virgin Mary. I just said I haven't been kissed. I don't like kissing but I like to fill me boots from time to time. What's the big de...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle In For Liverpool?

Susan Boyle In For Liverpool?

Liverpool Football Club, the once-mighty conquerors of Europe, the team that swept all before it during the late 1970s, and all through the 1980s, the magnificent organisation that gave us Bill Shankly, Bob Paisley, Kenny Dalglish, Kevin Keegan and E...

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