Funny story: Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...

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Funny story: SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt

SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt

Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story: Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson. Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with...

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Funny story: Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

With the release of Susan Boyle's second big hit "Cry Me a River", her potential seems boundless. We talked with the golden voiced spinster about her future and her relationship with former BGT discovery Paul Potts. Susan Boyle may have found a me...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Overnight sensation Susan Boyle was ruled ineligible to continue in the Britain's Got Talent television show after it was learned that she was paid for her work on a charity CD. Boyle sang Cry Me a River on a 1998 CD to benefit the Foundation for...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud dress!

Susan Boyle to sing to the Pope wearing Turin Shroud dress!

The Pope, has shocked the Vatican, by ordering Susan Boyle to sing for him and the Turin Shroud fashioned into her Evening Gown. The Pope ordered his minions to his Papal bed after having a bright idea, like goggled-eyed Velma Dinkley does in 'Sc...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...

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Funny story: Superbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!

Superbowl offer their half-time spectacular to the FA Cup Final!

Jaggedone's CIA (Cocroach Infiltration Army) have just received exciting news from the Superbowl! Superbowl have offered their half-time entertainment services to England for the FA Cup Final in May! The FA Cup Final quite a drab affair is to be '...

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Funny story: Brownian Motion Disproved

Brownian Motion Disproved

Every schoolchild will have, at some time, been shown Brownian Motion. Those little specks or motes dancing around on the surface of a liquid or even floating in the air. The original explanation was that jostling atoms are knocking these motes, c...

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Funny story: SuBo fans: It's his Package

SuBo fans: It's his Package

Several Susan Boyle fans met up in London England for lunch last weekend. They were disappointed Susan didn't surprise them with a visit. However - Susan's voice coach - Andy Steve - walked in the restaurant instead and gave the ladies a thrill.

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Funny story: Arise, Lady SuBo?

Arise, Lady SuBo?

Susan Boyle fanatics were last night campaigning to have her made a Lady, despite having been told 8 million times that it's impossible. A head campaigner stormed "I don't care about hundreds of years of tradition, or what the Queen says! I demand...

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Funny story: David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

David Gilmour Sacks Susan Boyle From Pink Floyd

As quick as it began, it's all over! - That was the message this lunchtime, as Pink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour sensationally sacked the former Britain's Got Talent loser Susan Boyle just days after the pair announced their extraordinary collaborat...

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Funny story: Gilmour - Boyle "Pink" Link Back On!

Gilmour - Boyle "Pink" Link Back On!

What is it with Susan Boyle anyway? We thought she learned her lesson the last time she chatted up potential wedding plans without a rock on her finger from boyfriend Paul Gadd. According to my extremely dodgy sources, the grey/blonde singer is...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell to give Susan Boyle the boot; adds Bikini elimination round to "Britain's Got Talent"

Simon Cowell to give Susan Boyle the boot; adds Bikini elimination round to "Britain's Got Talent"

London, England - Clearly threatened by the homely dowdy looks of Susan Boyle, whose talent bares witnesses to the existence of inner beauty, Simon Cowell the creator of "Britain's Got Talent" has surprised everyone when he announced today that he is...

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Funny story: John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

John Lennon and George turn in their graves as Susan Boyle is announced as the UK's top, pop artist!

Susan Boyle has just been announced as the UK's top, pop artist and no other UK artist or group can even "lick her pussy in boots" (Who'd want to?). This shocking news had ex-Beatles John & George turning in their graves and Paul & Ringo re-r...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to be contestant on "Dancing With The Stars"

Susan Boyle to be contestant on "Dancing With The Stars"

Susan Boyle has, we heard recently from a very reliable source, expressed her desire to be on the reality show, 'Dancing With The Stars'. When interviewed recently she is reported to have commented, "Och aye. Tis troo. A want te be on Dancin'...

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Funny story: Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!

Susan Boyle, after a week in which she received several offers of a first kiss and gave "no comment" about whether she had yet received one, has finally spoken. "Aren't people missing the point of kissing? If I wanted to be kissed so badly I could...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Susan Boyle Vagina Pics Ignored By Internet Surfers

Pictures posted on the internet showing the vagina of Britain's Got Talent superstar Susan Boyle, have largely been ignored by fans, it's been reported. The photos, showing a dry, hairy, grey clam with myriad folds of flabby white skin, have drawn...

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