SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt
Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Susan Boyle to sing "Flower of Scotland" for the Pope
If he can escape the damning evidence of unacceptable behaviour by his underlings in the Church, Pope Benedict will visit Glasgow, Scotland in September. One of the highlights of his visit will be a performance, in front of 150,000 by the Scottish...
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Susan Boyle Marries Her Lucky Dog
Modern Press: Finding a relationship during the pandemic can be stressful if not impossible, but for one resourceful woman it was a necessity to fulfill her needs for companionships. She married her long-time dog, Cujo Couzens, on her birthday, April…
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Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain
Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...
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Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...
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Susan Boyle to Auction Off Locks of Armpit Hair, Dress for Jade Goody Fund
SuBo fanatics claim Chilean mine success!
Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!
Toy Company Puts Out The Susan Boyle Action Figure Doll
The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band
SuBo fanatics bankrupt wealthy husbands!
Susan Boyle Rages Out At Team Subo
Subo/Brown mixup.
Susan Boyle a virgin: World shocked
Subo culture course sensation
Susan Boyle's Restraining Order On Kanye West
Feathersham finds the Lost Jungle Boy SuBo
Susan Boyle is still a virgin
Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...
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Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?
That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...
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Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?
LONDON, UK: A news story just breaking in England states that Susan Boyle has lip-synched for Sarah Brightman on many an occasion. A source connected with Andrew Lloyd Wright and Sarah Brightman's publicity people has said: "It's true. Miss Brightm...
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Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden
LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...
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SuBo fanatic gets lost!
An unnamed Susan Boyle fanatic on her way to Japan to see SuBo perform was last night found in Jamaica after accidentally getting on the wrong plane. "I had accidentally left my glasses at home, so I couldn't quite see what the departure screen sa...
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SuBo fanatics send her a bill!
Susan Boyle had a nasty surprise today, when red scarf wearing fanatical loonies sent her a bill for the quilt they gave her recently. "We need reimbursing for our time and materials," grumbled a quilter. "There's the material, thread, blessing fee, wear & tear on the sewing machine, wear & tear on my bible, transportation costs, sundry undocumented costs, my time, my cat's time for kee...
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SuBo fanatic has pioneering surgery!
A Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loony was last night recovering in hospital after pioneering surgery to remove her from her computer chair. The unnamed fanatic underwent a loonyectomy under the supervision of Dr. O. Lee-Sheet. "It appear...
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Susan Boyle sings Someday my prince will come
Susan Boyle's latest song is to be Someday my prince will come from the movie Snow White and the seven dwarfs. Boyle was due to appear in a pantomime at Christmas time Subo and the seven dwarfs but unfortunately the whole idea was scrapped after r...
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SuBo fanatics gatecrash house warming party!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies are today boasting about their plans to gatecrash SuBo's house warming party this coming weekend. The party, at SuBo's new Blackburn home, is for family, friends, and selected celebrities only, but the...
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Piers Morgan Rates Cheryl Cole Higher Than Robert Pattinson And Susan Boyle But Not As High As Simon Cowell
In what was most certainly a weekend to forget for Britain's tabloid editors, there was one news item which was actually true, swirling around out there amongst all the slings and arrows of outrageous fiction. A former tabloid editor himself (Unti...
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SuBo goes shopping - fanatics not happy
Bored menopausal Susan Boyle fanatics were last night arguing over tabloid reports of her recent supermarket shopping trip. "This is another tabloid lie," said 'P'fart'. "I've watched every episode of 'Monarch of the Glen', twice in fact, and I kn...
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Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall
It was mass confusion yesterday on the third floor of the New Yorker 2 Hotel when a chase scene right out of a movie appeared before the startled eyes of the people on the third floor. Susan Boyle, who is afraid of heights and has trouble with ele...
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SuBo fanatics start own airline!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced they are to start their own airline. Fanatics Airline Industries Limited (FAIL), to be informally known as Red Scarf Airways, will only fly fanatics to SuBo concerts around the worl...
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Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?
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Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden
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SuBo goes shopping - fanatics not happy
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Piers Morgan Rates Cheryl Cole Higher Than Robert Pattinson And Susan Boyle But Not As High As Simon Cowell
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Susan Boyle to sing "Flower of Scotland" for the Pope
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SuBo fanatic has pioneering surgery!
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Susan Boyle kindnapped by HAMAS
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SuBo fanatics gatecrash house warming party!
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Susan Boyle is still a virgin
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Susan Boyle Marries Her Lucky Dog
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Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain
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Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?
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Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
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Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall
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Susan Boyle sings Someday my prince will come
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SuBo fanatic gets lost!
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SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt
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SuBo fanatics start own airline!
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
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SuBo fanatics send her a bill!
