Susan Boyle's Restraining Order On Kanye West
A judge has ordered Kanye West to desist from attempting to contact worldwide sensation Susan Boyle. Security was stepped up at the recent America's Got Talent final, with guard dogs positioned around the studio perimeter in case Kanye West attemp...
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Susan Boyle wows Bellahouston
The Scottish singer, Susan Boyle, met Pope Benedict and sang to the crowds at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland. For Susan, this is a huge honour way up there with her other special days since her Britain's Got Talent success. For her fans...
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SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt
Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...
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Obama to Name Susan Boyle to Supremes
Barack Obama, America's first R&B President is apparently on the verge of appointing a Supreme Court Justice with more vocal prowess than legal expertise.As a constitutional law professor, Obama often emphasized the importance of interpreting the...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Susan Boyle Tames The Wild Horses
LONDON - The Scottish singing sensation Susan Boyle has just released her first single and it has gone right through the ranch house roof. The 48-year-old amazing lass recorded the Rolling Stones ballad "Wild Horses." And SuBo's version literally...
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Susan Boyle buys a Scottish mansion
Susan Boyle votes Labour, but don't tell the fanatics
Susan Boyle likes to dress up as Rab C Nesbitt's Mary Doll
You are never too old to learn - Susan Boyle is in training to become football official
SuBo in Mars concert tour!
SuBo fanatic gets lost!
PM Blames Susan Boyle for Euro election defeat
SuBo statSue unveiled!
Susan Boyle to star in 'Pies Like Us' remake
SuBo Museum Holds Grand Opening
Subo gets her red mittens
Letter regarding Subo fanatics written to Brothers and Sisters of the Church of La-la-land from Pastor of the Universe
Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?
That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...
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'Shaddap You Face' chosen as official Olympic Anthem!
Sources have revealed that Blur have chosen to revamp the 1981 comedy hit 'Shaddap You Face' by Joe Dolce for the official theme of the London 2012 Olympics. Damon Allbran, a long time devotee of Dolce, is known to have wanted to cover the sidespl...
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Susan Boyle is still a virgin
Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...
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Susan Boyle To Meet Holy Glow in the Dark Nuns
Susan Boyle has expressed an interest in meeting the Glow in the Dark Nuns of Dounraey. The Pope has only just recently revealed their existence and since then they have become an instant hit. They have become so popular that the Vatican has st...
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Susan Boyle fans cautioned to keep the peace in Japan
Susan Boyle fans, in Japan to attend a concert by their idol were today involved in several incidents in a Japanese hotel. Police were called by nervous hotel staff who had been unable to calm the excited fans. A spokesman for the police told u...
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The Smile of the Mona Lisa but the face of Whistlers Mother
Susan Boyle who is known as a singer has been comparing herself to Whistlers Mother, the oil painting which was done by the American born painter James McNeill Whistler in London in 1871. He must have had the worlds ugliest Mother mind you that Gordo...
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Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain
Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...
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Susan Boyle's new CD single is a smash hit Scottish classic
Scottish superstar, Susan Boyle, has recorded a new single. Her house version, of "A Gordon For Me", recorded live at the Auchenshugle Tattiebogle Town Hall, accompanied by the Strathspey and Badenoch Accordion Band is already a monster hit in Scotla...
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Susan Boyle to be sent to Hell Man
Susan Boyle is to be sent to Hell Man sorry Helmand province in Afghanistan to sing for the troops just like Vera Lynn did during the Second World War. It is hoped that as well as helping to entertain our troops it could also frighten the Taliban...
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"The Red Scarf Brigade" pulls out of Harrods deal
'The Red Scarf Brigade' have, indeed, pulled out of the 'Harrods' deal. They no longer have the money to buy this 'icon' of British Department Stores. When asked why they pulled out, spokesman, Canuck William, wearing no pants as usual, said, "Well, we successfully bid in the auction for the Subo fansite and it did indeed take every penny we had between us. Contrary to popular belief, memb...
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Susan Boyle Threatened With Eviction For Being A Noisy Neighbour
Susan Boyle, the oldest-looking 47-year-old woman in the world, has incurred the wrath of the local council this week for persistent noise pollution, and has been told that, unless she curbs her enthusiasm for singing, she faces eviction from the cou...
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Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet newest fans of Susan Boyle
Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both from Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, are Susan Boyle's newest fans. The pair had not heard of Ms. Boyle until they met her at a Town Hall meeting in Middlesbrough when Ms. Boyle was speaking to the public abou...
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Susan Boyle sings Someday my prince will come
Susan Boyle's latest song is to be Someday my prince will come from the movie Snow White and the seven dwarfs. Boyle was due to appear in a pantomime at Christmas time Subo and the seven dwarfs but unfortunately the whole idea was scrapped after r...
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Susan Boyle's new Summer Clothing Line
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Chubby Brown's wife to help Subo decorate her new home
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
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Susan Boyle - something to make us all think
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Subo fanatics doing their Christmas Shopping-held up by snow storms-heading for Susan Boyle's home in Scotland
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Tim Robbins Finally Dumps Susan Sarandon
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Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall
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Botched Burglary Boils Boyles Blood
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Subo culture course leader inundated with emails
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Subo culture course sensation
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Susan Boyle has dinner with PM Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling, Chancellor of the Exchequer 2
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Susan Boyle to open Fish 'n' Chip shop next door to Harrods
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SuBo contemplates body transplant
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Susan Boyle To Perform For Pope When He Arrives In Britain
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Susan Boyle reveals her New Year's Resolution
