SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt
Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Susan Boyle is still a virgin
Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
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Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall
It was mass confusion yesterday on the third floor of the New Yorker 2 Hotel when a chase scene right out of a movie appeared before the startled eyes of the people on the third floor. Susan Boyle, who is afraid of heights and has trouble with ele...
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Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain
Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...
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Subo signs on the dotted line
Pastor of the Universe and leader of 'The Church of La-la Land' speaks out about Subo fanatics
Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!
Susan Boyle fan bans himself
Octomom hates Susan Boyle
Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi
SuBo fanatics introduce new points scheme
Years of painstaking plastic surgery to get the Susan Boyle look says Michael Jackson
Obama to Name Susan Boyle to Supremes
SuBo fanatic strangled by own scarf
The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band
Boyle and Brand to be 'The New Professionals'
Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden
LONDON, U.K. - The Nightly Mirror has obtained an exclusive photo indicating its owner may very well be the man with the world's largest penis, though an official measurement has not yet been taken. The person in the photo? Piers Morgan! The ast...
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Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland
In scenes straight out of the Marvel's Avengers Assemble, Susan Boyle in a fit of rage destroyed the nation of Scotland over the weekend, but luckily there were no fatalities. Following months of gruelling work, SuBo as she is known to her fans had b...
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Sharon Osbourne Apologizes For Calling Susan Boyle A "Slapped Ass"
Sharon Osbourne has told Susan Boyle, the one she called "A Hairy Asshole" on the Opie and Anthony show, that she was sorry and that she just got carried away with the guys. The apology came on Facebook: "Susan Boyle is a lovely gracious woman and...
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Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...
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Susan Boyle may put in a bid for Rooney to join her beloved 'Celtic'
It's rumoured that Susan Boyle may put in a bid to outbid Barcelona to get Rooney for her beloved 'Celtic'. True, she has not yet reached the 80 million plus, being offered by Barcelona but it is expected that her 2nd C.D. will bring in over 100 m...
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Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!
Singer Susan Boyle told police in London that she had been attacked by a man with a foot fetish backstage after a recent performance there. "I was going to my dressing room and it was late because of several encores so there weren't as many people...
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'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer booked for Susan Boyle topless nuptials
London - (Bridle Path): So far there's no actual bridegroom, wedding ring or other essential paraphernalia. But, hey! Where's the obstacle? Sussan Boyle PR sources said today their client had booked Russian topless wedding dress designers Boobski...
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Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?
That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...
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Susan Penhaligon, The 70's British Brigitte Bardot Says Botox Just About Turned Her Into A Chimp
LONDON - Susan Penhaligon a British film icon who during the 70s was considered to be the English Bridgette Bardot has cast out a warning to other women about the hazards of botox. Penhaligon who many also compared to America's Marilyn Monroe in h...
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Susan Boyle Raving At The Airlines Again
Upon reaching London from the United States where she was a smash hit and having a new bestselling album, you'd think that Susan Boyle would be happy wouldn't you? But no. She hates the airlines once again and doesn't hold back in her criticism.
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Younger Subo Fanatics Have Two New Hobbies - Stalking Justin Bieber and Producing New Reality Show for TV
A new group of Justin Bieber fans have been 'discovered'. These are 50+ yr. old American women, wearing red scarves and 'We Love Susan' buttons. Recently released from The Priory Clinic in London England, these women returned home to find their g...
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Susan Boyle to sing at Royal Wedding. Elton John to write lyrics.
Susan Boyle has been invited to sing at the upcoming Royal Wedding in April and Sir Elton John is to write the lyrics and music for the nuptuals. It is rumoured that Elton John's son will be the 'ring-bearer' and that Susan will push him down the...
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Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!
Susan Boyle - the voice of a nightingale said yesterday "I really don't know why everyone assumed I said I was the Virgin Mary. I just said I haven't been kissed. I don't like kissing but I like to fill me boots from time to time. What's the big de...
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Susan Boyle the new Jade Goody says Britain's Got Talons! judge Piers Morgan
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Susan Boyle tossed off BGT
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NATO reckons Susan Boyle behind North Korea's nuke rant
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Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent
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Susan Boyle is not the only famous person in Blackburn, West Lothian
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Susan Boyle going into jewelry business
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Pope Benedict XVI Has The Hots For Susan Boyle!
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The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle
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SuBo fanatics open own store!
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Susan Boyle to marry Paul Gascoigne
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Susan Boyle sings on Oprah
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Susan Boil, the singer that can't sing
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Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle To Sing Before FA Cup Final
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Subo blamed for US shortage of red wool
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Netball Superleague News - Subo To Join Surrey Steamers
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Move Over SuBo - Little Fatty's In Da House!
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SuBo fanatic threatens to jump!
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SuBo fanatics launch own bank
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C.N. Tower collapses as a result of a 'visit' by Subo fanatics
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Susan Boyle to release Contraceptive
