Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?
That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...
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Susan Boyle is still a virgin
Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...
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Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson
Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson. Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with...
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Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man
Got Talent scouts, directors, judges and producers were shocked two times by middle aged performer Susan Boyle. The first time the smug judges and judgemental audience seemed to automatically dismiss the frumpy English old maid poised to perform...
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Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma
The budding friendship between Paul Potts and Susan Boyle has take a turn south, after Boyle set her sights on Potts' lucky song, Nessun Dorma. He has stopped taking fish and chips with her on Wednesdays and went so far as to say that she put too...
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Years of painstaking plastic surgery to get the Susan Boyle look says Michael Jackson
Kristen Stewart Threatens To Batter Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle is to give lessons to out of tune Imans and Muezzins in Istanbul!
Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden
Doggie Dux to begin Ph.D at the Royal Dick
Twilight Three: The Eclipse May Include Sarah Boyle Songs
SuBo Tells Of Her Love For Pet Parrot
Susan Boyle sings on Oprah
Nuclear Subo Marine accident brings end to R&D of new weapons plant in Scotland
Susan Boyle: Elvis I Saw Was Naked
Britain's Got Talent Star Susan Boyle Act To 'Get Raunchier'
Susan Boyle to marry Shrek's cousin
Susan Boyle tossed off BGT
Overnight sensation Susan Boyle was ruled ineligible to continue in the Britain's Got Talent television show after it was learned that she was paid for her work on a charity CD. Boyle sang Cry Me a River on a 1998 CD to benefit the Foundation for...
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Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle
With the release of Susan Boyle's second big hit "Cry Me a River", her potential seems boundless. We talked with the golden voiced spinster about her future and her relationship with former BGT discovery Paul Potts. Susan Boyle may have found a me...
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Susan Boyle's favourite colour IS PURPLE - Let the celebrations begin
It has been a worldwind day for Susan Boyle fans who have supported her over the past months by wearing 'purple'. No red plastic scarves for the true fans....no...they opted for purple scarves, mostly hand-made and shared 'world-wide' as tokens of friendship amongst true fans. One true fan is reported to having said, "Well, we just knew, by observing Susan's clothing and NOT listening to...
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Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!
Singer Susan Boyle told police in London that she had been attacked by a man with a foot fetish backstage after a recent performance there. "I was going to my dressing room and it was late because of several encores so there weren't as many people...
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Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?
LONDON, UK: A news story just breaking in England states that Susan Boyle has lip-synched for Sarah Brightman on many an occasion. A source connected with Andrew Lloyd Wright and Sarah Brightman's publicity people has said: "It's true. Miss Brightm...
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Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies
LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...
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Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In PlayDude Magazine
CHICAGO - PlayDude Magazine has just announced that they have won the battle of the dozens of men's magazines that were vying for the rights to have England's singing sensation Susan Boyle appear in their magazine. Miss Boyle will appear as PlayDu...
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Susan Boyle to be given a 'sexy' makeover by Gok!
Dame Susan Boyle , OBE, Knight of the realm, is to be given a makeover by that strange creature Gok. The weird thing with the tin-tin quiff, beat fellow tran-sexual rivals Tranny and Suemanna for the job. Gok real name 'Gok Wanabeinmygang' said...
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Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain
Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...
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Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi
With a click of the mouse you too can give your opinion about which of the favorites on the Britain's Got Talent television show will go on to the finals: Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi. Susan Boyle is an unassuming middle-aged woman, apparent...
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Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!
Susan Boyle - the voice of a nightingale said yesterday "I really don't know why everyone assumed I said I was the Virgin Mary. I just said I haven't been kissed. I don't like kissing but I like to fill me boots from time to time. What's the big de...
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Jade Goody waxwork replaced with Susan Boyle's head
Jade Goody the former human person from earth, has expressed her disappointment at the current furore dribbled out by the money-orientated press towards the voice of an angel and face of a grotesque nineteenth century Toby jug - Susan Boyle (methin...
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Taiwan have their own Susan Boyle, he's fat, ugly and sings like a Nightingale!
The Taiwanese talent show "One Million Star" has thrown up a competitor for Britain's Susan Boyle and Paul Potts. He is ugly, fat and sings like an escaped nightingale just like Susan and Paul. He bowled the judges over with his superb voice and n...
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Susan Boyle exposed as "Mimi" from the "Drew Carey Show"
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Boyle: Don't miss the point of kissing!
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Is Susan Boyle's Boyfriend Breaking Her Heart?
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Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent
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Susan Boyle Gets new home in Blackburn
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Subo : I want to sing for the Pope
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SuBo fanatics buy a bookstore!
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Igglepiggle steals the Susan Boyle birthday quilt. Isn't he naughty, UpsyDaisy?
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Susan Boyle In Violent Outburst Demolishes Scotland
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Susan Boyle livid at news of Jimmy Savile
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The Eagles To Become Susan Boyle's Backup Band
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Susan Boyle Step Aside
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Fabio Capello To Swap Places With Susan Boyle Because He Looks A Bit Like Her
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SuBo fanatic has plastic surgery
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Subo's the hostess with the mostest
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Susan Boyle wants to do a duet with Jimmy Osmond
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Susan Boyle Voted Best-Looking Woman In West Lothian
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SuBo Chooses Sally Cohn (SaCo) as Duet and Possible Life Partner
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SuBo fanatics declare war - on themselves!
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SuBo fanatics plan birthday surprise!
