SuBo Fanatics To Hold Wild Haggis Hunt
Contrary to popular belief, the Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is neither a mythical creature nor extinct. Although nearly hunted to the verge of extinction, a colony of this shy and reclusive creature has retreated to the banks of the River Almond a...
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Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin
Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...
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Red Devil Malcolm Glazer to pick Susan Boyle in Upcoming NFL Draft
The world's best known slumlord and most hated pro sports owner, Malcolm Glazer, hinted that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers will select Susan Boyle with their first pick in this Aprils NFL draft. Denying that the move was cost related the 21st century's ve...
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Susan Boyle is still a virgin
Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...
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Cheryl Cole Recruits Gaga, Pixie Lott And SuBo For New Girls Aloud Album
With uncertainty clouding the issue of whether or not Girls Aloud will all be able to gather in one place to work on the new album they're under contract to make, Cheryl Cole has arranged for replacement singers in case of emergencies. The other f...
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Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding
Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...
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Years of painstaking plastic surgery to get the Susan Boyle look says Michael Jackson
Guus Hiddink and Susan Boyle are Twins
Kristen Stewart Threatens To Batter Susan Boyle
Cojoined Twins Not Interested In Sex With SuBo
Colin Firth to Marry Susan Boyle
Piers Morgan May Be Man With World's Largest Penis, Confirms Amanda Holden
Nude Susan Boyle Chases Cat Down Hotel Hall
Simon Cowell's V-Neck T-Shirts Flying off Shelves at Wal-Mart
Susan Boyle fans cautioned to keep the peace in Japan
Secret tape of Susan Boyle singing "Oooh Bodyfurm" in the eighties revealed
Susan Boyle's Restraining Order On Kanye West
Simon Cowell, Accused Of Altering Contestants Voices On Show, Beaten Up!
Alien Susan Boyle To Report Back To Mother Planetoid
Residents of beyond the local Alpha Centauri district are petitioning the Mplityrsss government to enforce harsh restrictions on teenage travel to and from Earth after several have returned with tattoos on their appendages and high as a Pluberkski Ca...
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Biker Gang Strenuously Deny Susan Boyle Link
They hang out at an old fashioned greasy spoon, just off the A1 in North Yorkshire. They used to be one of Britain's most feared motorcycle outlaw gangs, Harley riding hard-men hoodlums, the Hairy Angels. But the notoriety of this ruthless gang of...
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Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?
That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...
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The Susan Boyle story - a tale of hypocrisy!
The Susan Boyle story is a tale that has touched our hypocritical hearts. Therefore we need baddies, the first is the girl on BGT, who appears to be laughing at Susan Boyle, Although she is most likely laughing at something else. However juxtaposed a...
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Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!
Susan Boyle - the voice of a nightingale said yesterday "I really don't know why everyone assumed I said I was the Virgin Mary. I just said I haven't been kissed. I don't like kissing but I like to fill me boots from time to time. What's the big de...
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Peter Andre: Secret Girlfriend Named
I can exclusively reveal that Peter Andre has been involved in a secret love affair for the past few months, despite taking an official line with the media that he is single. Speculation over Peter's love life has been rife since he split with his...
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Oscar Wilde's Balls Found by Susan Boyle in Black Boxes from Air France Flight 447
Despondent after finishing second in "Britain's Got Talent" and her break-up with Captain and Tennille Tribute Band partner, Adam Lambert, Susan Boyle discovered the black boxes from Air France Flight 447 when she attempted suicide from the Luxury Li...
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'Five Sluttiest Wedding Dresses' designer booked for Susan Boyle topless nuptials
London - (Bridle Path): So far there's no actual bridegroom, wedding ring or other essential paraphernalia. But, hey! Where's the obstacle? Sussan Boyle PR sources said today their client had booked Russian topless wedding dress designers Boobski...
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SuBo fanatics suffer "voter's finger"!
Hundreds of Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have been hospitalized over the past week suffering from "voter's finger." The problem began when the fanatics started voting in a meaningless online popularity poll. The poll sent the fa...
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Susan Boyle Betrayed, Arrested
Amanda Holden owes a lot of her success to Susan Boyle as she was on the panel for "Britain's Got Talent" when Boyle made her sensational first appearance. That brought a lot of attention to Holden and others on that show from all around the world vi...
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Twilight Star Robert Pattinson Acts Fast To Dispel Malicious Rumours
"I have never expressed a desire to marry Susan Boyle, or Kristen Stewart, or anybody else for that matter," Brit actor and star of the 'Twilight' movies, Robert Pattinson today told a packed Press Corps in New York City's Hotel Abstinence. On Lexing...
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SuBo Chooses Sally Cohn (SaCo) as Duet and Possible Life Partner
Susan Boyle, aka SuBo is still scouting for a singing partner to record an album of duets with and many are certain that her most recent consideration may just be the one that sticks-a Yank by the name of Sally Cohn. Sally Cohn, soon to be dubbed...
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Susan Boyle a virgin: World shocked
PETERHEAD, Scotland, UK - The entertainment world is still aghast in the wake of today's bombshell from singer Susan Boyle. Apparently, Boyle has told reporters that she is a virgin. Boyle, the Scottish singing sensation, called a press conferenc...
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"American Idol" Judge Interviews Crashed by Susan Boyle
Hollywood, California - Reportedly, Susan Boyle is emotionally blackmailing Simon Cowell. Threatening to make another scandal of herself by having another psychotic breakdown and checking into a Rehab center again, if he does not select her as Paula...
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Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man
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Naked Susan Boyle video reveals Guns N Roses tattoo
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Toy Company Puts Out The Susan Boyle Action Figure Doll
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Susan Boyle Visits Boy George In Prison
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Susan Boyle To Marry Jamie Pugh and Adopt Hollie Steel and Shaheen Jafargholi
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SuBo Tells Of Her Love For Pet Parrot
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Susan Boyle marries Bigfoot
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Subo-Frankenstein; or, The Future is Sewer Fat Filled Celebrity Shaped
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Susan Boyle comes to the rescue of unemployed village residents
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SuBo fans: It's his Package
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Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi
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Dog drinks water
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Hollie Steel Disqualified From Britain's Got Talent
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Susan Boyle's pole dancing experience not a success
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Barbara Padilla and Susan Boyle To Record "Voices Across The Water"
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Susan Boyle Tames The Wild Horses
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Susan Boyle is not the only famous person in Blackburn, West Lothian
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Slayer To Release Covers Album
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X - Factor judges at each others throats
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Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!
