Funny story - Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown for the wedding

Susan Boyle has offered Queen Elizabeth a special gown to wear at Wills's and Kate's April wedding. Susan has kindly offered the Queen the gold dress SHE wore at her April '09 BGT audition. She said that it brought her luck and thinks it would be ideal for Queen Elizabeth and, more importantly, it will save the country a few quid. Naturally the famous dress has been dry-cleaned and is hangi...

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Funny story - Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

Is Susan Boyle The Late Peter Boyle's Sister?

That's the question going around both Britain and the United States because of her uncanny resemblance to the late actor! Although Peter Boyle, famous for his role on the TV hit show "Everybody Loves Raymond" and who died two years ago, was listed...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle is still a virgin

Susan Boyle has never been able to copulate with a man and after visiting the doctor she was told why. She was diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome which prevents her from becoming sexually aggressive with men. The diseases is a mild form of autism...

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Funny story - Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Britain's Got Talent singer, Susan Boyle announces engagement to Mel Gibson

Recently hired agent for talent show favourite, Susan Boyle has announced today that the Scottish singer has accepted a proposal of marriage from Mel Gibson. Gibson, whose wife recently filed for divorce, is now rumoured to have wooed Boyle, with...

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Funny story - Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Britain's Got Talent Susan Boyle is a Man

Got Talent scouts, directors, judges and producers were shocked two times by middle aged performer Susan Boyle. The first time the smug judges and judgemental audience seemed to automatically dismiss the frumpy English old maid poised to perform...

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Funny story - Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

Potts to Boyle: Don't sing Nessun Dorma

The budding friendship between Paul Potts and Susan Boyle has take a turn south, after Boyle set her sights on Potts' lucky song, Nessun Dorma. He has stopped taking fish and chips with her on Wednesdays and went so far as to say that she put too...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Susan Boyle tossed off BGT

Overnight sensation Susan Boyle was ruled ineligible to continue in the Britain's Got Talent television show after it was learned that she was paid for her work on a charity CD. Boyle sang Cry Me a River on a 1998 CD to benefit the Foundation for...

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Funny story - Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

Paul Potts lends advice to Susan Boyle

With the release of Susan Boyle's second big hit "Cry Me a River", her potential seems boundless. We talked with the golden voiced spinster about her future and her relationship with former BGT discovery Paul Potts. Susan Boyle may have found a me...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle's favourite colour IS PURPLE - Let the celebrations begin

Susan Boyle's favourite colour IS PURPLE - Let the celebrations begin

It has been a worldwind day for Susan Boyle fans who have supported her over the past months by wearing 'purple'. No red plastic scarves for the true fans....no...they opted for purple scarves, mostly hand-made and shared 'world-wide' as tokens of friendship amongst true fans. One true fan is reported to having said, "Well, we just knew, by observing Susan's clothing and NOT listening to...

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Funny story - Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!

Subo Attacked By Man With Foot Fetish!

Singer Susan Boyle told police in London that she had been attacked by a man with a foot fetish backstage after a recent performance there. "I was going to my dressing room and it was late because of several encores so there weren't as many people...

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Funny story - Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?

Did Sarah Brightman lip-synch to Susan Boyle's singing in Phantom of the Opera?

LONDON, UK: A news story just breaking in England states that Susan Boyle has lip-synched for Sarah Brightman on many an occasion. A source connected with Andrew Lloyd Wright and Sarah Brightman's publicity people has said: "It's true. Miss Brightm...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle gets divorced

Susan Boyle gets divorced

Susan Boyle, 48, from West Lothian who stunned the judges on Britain's Got Talent singing 'I Dream A Dream' from Les Miserables is reported to have gotten a divorce from an 80 year old man who is a member of the dreaded Taliban. A day after her...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

Susan Boyle Boiling Mad Subdued By London Bobbies

LONDON - The odds-on favorite to win Britain's Got Talent 48-year-old Susan Boyle lost her temper and launched into a four-letter diatribe that makes Christian Bale's tongue-lashing tirade pale by comparison. It seems that Boyle was sitting in the...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In PlayDude Magazine

Susan Boyle To Appear Nude In PlayDude Magazine

CHICAGO - PlayDude Magazine has just announced that they have won the battle of the dozens of men's magazines that were vying for the rights to have England's singing sensation Susan Boyle appear in their magazine. Miss Boyle will appear as PlayDu...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle to be given a 'sexy' makeover by Gok!

Susan Boyle to be given a 'sexy' makeover by Gok!

Dame Susan Boyle , OBE, Knight of the realm, is to be given a makeover by that strange creature Gok. The weird thing with the tin-tin quiff, beat fellow tran-sexual rivals Tranny and Suemanna for the job. Gok real name 'Gok Wanabeinmygang' said...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Susan Boyle: A slumdog from Britain

Remember Danny Boyle, the director of Slumdog Millionaire who made the movie for Oscar and won 8 award. There is another Boyle in making. In the show "Britain Got Talent", Susan trumped everyone to win the hearts and soul of every audience present th...

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Funny story - Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

Vote online for Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi

With a click of the mouse you too can give your opinion about which of the favorites on the Britain's Got Talent television show will go on to the finals: Susan Boyle or Shaheen Jafargholi. Susan Boyle is an unassuming middle-aged woman, apparent...

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Funny story - Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle has never been kissed, but has had Nooky Sex!

Susan Boyle - the voice of a nightingale said yesterday "I really don't know why everyone assumed I said I was the Virgin Mary. I just said I haven't been kissed. I don't like kissing but I like to fill me boots from time to time. What's the big de...

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Funny story - Jade Goody waxwork replaced with Susan Boyle's head

Jade Goody waxwork replaced with Susan Boyle's head

Jade Goody the former human person from earth, has expressed her disappointment at the current furore dribbled out by the money-orientated press towards the voice of an angel and face of a grotesque nineteenth century Toby jug - Susan Boyle (methin...

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Funny story - Taiwan have their own Susan Boyle, he's fat, ugly and sings like a Nightingale!

Taiwan have their own Susan Boyle, he's fat, ugly and sings like a Nightingale!

The Taiwanese talent show "One Million Star" has thrown up a competitor for Britain's Susan Boyle and Paul Potts. He is ugly, fat and sings like an escaped nightingale just like Susan and Paul. He bowled the judges over with his superb voice and n...

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