The Wild, the Innocent and the LAX shuttle

Written by Nae mair crap

Thursday, 9 September 2010

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all roads lead to Bellahouston, Susan make us Proud

So, our Scottish superstar has returned to the UK, via LAX, in tears after a knockback from Lou Reed. So what?

Susan, your fans adore you and you can now concentrate on your performance for the Pope. That will most certainly be your "Perfect Day." You have dreamed about this for a long time and soon the whole world will hear from you as you perform in your homeland.

You are sure to knock the socks off every "A" lister and wannabee as you sing for millions all over the world. What would they all give to be in your place at Bellahouston Park in Glasgow, Scotland?

You may be an innocent, not fully au fait with the industry you have conquered, but go ahead and be our Flower of Scotland. Send them all homeward tae think again.

Your many fans will always support you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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