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Friday, 17 April 2009

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LONDON, UK: A news story just breaking in England states that Susan Boyle has lip-synched for Sarah Brightman on many an occasion. A source connected with Andrew Lloyd Wright and Sarah Brightman's publicity people has said: "It's true. Miss Brightman has lip-synched her way through much of Susan Boyle's singing".

The source acknowledged that Susan Boyle did most of the singing in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom of the Opera. He went on to add: "Of course Ms Boyle had no idea what was being done. She simply assumed that she was singing for charity."

Upon being contacted Susan Boyle remarked: "Oh dear, that can't be true can it? I mean, I love singing and sing all the time. I had absolutely no idea that this was going on. But I don't mind. She's got the beauty and I've got the voice. I just hope they pay me what I was worth plus interest".

There was no comment from the Webber-Brightman camp other than a terse statement "Oh cry me a river"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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