LONDON - Susan Boyle has announced that she will be going into the recording studio and recording a song with Nadine Coyle of Girls Aloud.
Boyle said that she recently received an email from Coyle telling her that her version of "Wild Horses" is the best that she has ever heard. She said that it was better than the versions by Elton John, Cyndi Lauper, Wolf Blitzer, and even the Rolling Stones.
Coyle who has lost a lot of weight thanks to her 'English Garden Diet' which consists of one slice of carrot, one slice of pea, and one slice of okra eaten with a two ounce glass of diet water said that she is honored to be singing with the Scottish songstress.
Nadine stated that she has read that at times Miss Boyle has become a bit of a bloomin' bitch, but she remarked that she understands that it is simply a case of SuBo going through her 'change of life.'
Coyle went on to add that if all of a sudden she woke up one morning with sideburns, a moustache, and a hard-on, she figures that she too would probably be somewhat upset as well.
Nadine said that her and Susan will be singing a song that was co-written by Russell Brand and Kara DioGuardi. The name of the song is "He Kissed Me On Me Nips He Did He Done By Jove." Susan and Nadine will be listed as "Boyle & Coyle" on the CD.
The 3 minute and 59 second song will be produced by award winning record producer Brockington Saltbutter, 73, who has worked with such artists as Petula Clark, The Spice Girls, Lulu, Lala, Lady Gaga, The Sir Spoofer Skoob Sextet, The Bonkettes, and The Beatles.
