Susan Boyle's latest song is to be Someday my prince will come from the movie Snow White and the seven dwarfs.
Boyle was due to appear in a pantomime at Christmas time Subo and the seven dwarfs but unfortunately the whole idea was scrapped after rehearsals.
On meeting the seven dwarfs things did not go well,Sneezy could not stop sneezing because of Subo's strong perfume Happy thought it was funny but Grumpy didn't,Sleepy kept falling asleep when Subo was singing,Bashful turned red when he saw Subo naked in the changing room and Doc put an end to the whole production when he said Subo was even dafter than Dopey.
Despite the pantomime production falling through Subo is destined to make a fortune from the song some day my prince will come.
The seven dwarfs changed their names and went to work for The Spoof singing Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to work we go we work all day we get no pay Hi Ho Hi Ho. The only question remaining is what spoof writer is Dopey.
