Susan Boyle takes up Pool and becomes Subo Potter

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 4 March 2010

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Susan Boyle who sometimes sings has taken up Pool and is apparently very good at it. Subo is now being called Super Subo Potter and although her style is not exactly conventional she does seem to get great accuracy using her cue.

One of the biggest problems is when Subo has to lie full length on a table to take a shot,the audience usually sing "I WISH I WAS IN DIXIE" in particular the part where they sing "LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY! LOOK AWAY!"

Subo is fast becoming one of the best female players since Beartrix Potter who could win a game of pool with a pint of beer balanced on her head.

She also tried to take up Snooker but there was to much lying on the table for the audience to stand.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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