Benjamin Netanyahu Expected to Win Israeli Presidential Election for a Fourth Consecutive Term
Boring, soft-core, Israeli Autocrat, Benjamin Netanyahu, is slated to win the election in a landslide, in a not-so-much-different manner to leaders like Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
Recent Study Concludes That College Admissions Scandal Could Incarcerate all of Hollywood and Wall Street
Anonymous Federal prosecutors admit that casting a wider net in the College Admissions Cheating Scandal, would probably turn Hollywood, and Wall street into virtual ghost towns.
Wholesale Store Customer Pulls Fire Alarm after Encountering Nude Man
An IQ deficient customer, frequenting a popular wholesale store, pulls fire alarm when encountering a naked man eating a package of raw hamburger from the store's meat case.