Donald Trump Prepares Post Democracy Speech
Anticipating the Thursday release of the "heavily-redacted" Mueller report, Donald Trump is preparing to give an "I'm victorious, Democracy is dead!" speech.
Stephen Miller Seen Prancing Around White House as Joseph Goebbels
After being promoted by Donald Trump to "Immigration Chief", Stephen Miller has been seen wandering the halls of the White House in Goebbels-style garb, complete with a swastika lapel pin.
Stephen Bannon Prepares to Challenge Pope Francis for his Papal Post
Stephen K. Bannon has launched his campaign to take over the Catholic Papacy. Bannon is running under the slogan, "Make the Inquisition Great Again!"
Notre Dame Fire Caused by Flambe' Gone Wrong
Workers admit to causing cathedral fire in its rafters while carelessly preparing 'Roasted quails flambe' with cognac' for lunch, upon an old Hibachi grill.
In Praise of Cussing
I’ve never understood the commandment about using the Lord’s name in vain.
Every time I say “Godamit!”, I’d like to think I’m putting it to good use.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 16 April 2019
Assange Still Leaking stuff
Arrested Wikileaks founder, Julian Assange, has contracted V.D. in jail, and claims, "My wiki is leaking!"
written by Stefano M. Stefano, 16 April 2019