Jared Kushner Walking the Streets of Washington in Royal Saudi Garb
AP sources speculate a significant change in White House foreign policy with regards to Saudi Arabia, after spotting Jared Kushner in Royal Saudi garb over the past several days.
Donald Trump Claims that Robert E Lee was the Finest Un-American American
In a statement earlier today Trump said, "Robert E Lee was the finest Un-American American, and that we can all be proud as Un-American Americans of Robert E Lee's kindly and tolerant bigotry."
Trump on Track for Telling the Most Lies of Any American President
President Trump stated that he would like to hit the ten-thousandth lie mark before his thousandth-day in office.
Seafood Restaurant Spontaneously Evacuates Over Masturbation Joke
Patrons aggressively evacuate gourmet seafood restaurant after chef's joke about masturbating into the tartar sauce bowl is widely overheard.
Makers of Fire in the Hole Adult Sex Toy Game Facing Class Action Law Suit
Makers of 'Fire in the Hole' pyrotechnic anal sex toy game are facing a class action law suit over their allegedly defective explosive butt-plug inserts.