Trump Brags About Spanking Rod Rosenstein Like a Bad Little Boy
In a recent White House get together Bill Barr and Donald Trump chuckled about how Trump pulled Rosenstein's pants down, turned him over his knee and spanked his ass red.
Sociologists find that Flatulance can be a Wonderful Ice Breaker in Business
In a recent study of several hundred Wall Street brokers, researchers have found that tense business meetings end with a high degree of success if several participants fart during negotiations.
William Barr Admits That he Just Hates People
Bill Barr was overheard stating to a colleague in the Justice department men's room, "I just enjoy sh*tting in people's cheerios, I love to ruin people's freedom, and poop on their proverbial party!"
Democrats Content to Watch Democracy Die
The Democratic leadership in Washington is perfectly content to watch President Trump and white nationalists flush liberty down the toilet, as long as they can hold on to their jobs.
Russian Government Sued Over Mustard Gas Commercial
The Russian Government is facing a law suit over an illegal spoof of famous mustard commercial titled: "Pardon Me, Do You Have any Gr*y P**pon Mustard Gas?" Marketed specifically to dictatorships.
Anti-Intellectual Foundation Studying Khmer Rouge Philosophy
Conservative think tank studying Pol Pot's anti-intellectual policies, in the hopes of giving white nationalists an advantage over people with brains.
Degree of Trump's Stupidity Can Now be Measured in Megatons
The International Atomic Energy Agency has created a mathematical equation describing Trump's stupidity: Trump's ego, times his IQ, divided by his hatred, equals eminent megaton yields.