Extreme Ice Cream Truck to Debut This Summer
New in the summer T.V. line-up, Extreme Ice Cream Truck promises to combine the suspense of a survival based reality show, with the beloved violence of a Mad Maxian movie chase.
Concussion Grenade Manufacturer Applies Schroedinger's Cat Principle to Legal liability
A recent munitions corporation press release has stated,"Our grenades are 100% battlefield effective, but if they're used in acts of civilian terror, people most likely were killed by something else."
The Three Major Faiths Angered by Buddhism
Christians, Jews, and Muslims wish Buddhists would promote anger, and guilt over enlightenment, and happiness.
The Press Does Not Know the Truth About My Lies Says White House Press Secretary
White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders stated, "Lying for a President who does nothing but lie is exhausting full time work. I can't tell what reality is anymore."