Mick Mulvaney to Outsource American Compassion and Integrity
Trump applauds Mick Mulvaney for his idea to "outsource compassion and integrity." "America can no longer afford to show people trust and mercy, it dulls our competitive edge against the innocent."
Stephen Mnuchin Admits that he Knows Nothing about the Financial Sector
In Congressional testimony, former crappy banker, hedge fund manager, and Hollywood film investor, Stephen Mnuchin, admits that he really knows nothing about the Financial industry.
Senator Mitch McConnell Completely Morphs into a Turtle
During a typically boring diatribe by Mitch McConnell in the US Senate chamber, he finally morphed completely into a turtle, and was last seen slowly heading towards the Potomac river.
Donald Trump to Outlaw all Forms of Education in the United States
In a recent tweet, Donald Trump angrily stated that he's tired of coming up against factual information."If ignorance is good enough for me, then it's going to be good enough for everyone else!"
Ecuadoran Embassy so Filthy it Must be Fire Bombed
Ecuadoran officials admit that the area in which fugitive, Julian Assange, lived, is so thoroughly filthy and disgusting, that they had to give it the "Molotov cocktail treatment."