Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia to Take Over World Famous Fast Food Chain
The Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia has decided to make a hostile takeover bid for world famous burger chain; in the hopes of being able to serve up more reporters.
Nancy Pelosi Believes that Acting Sternly is Going to Produce the Mueller Report
Nancy Pelosi believes that finger-wagging, scowling, and talking tersely about demanding the Mueller report, is going to magically shame Bill Barr into giving the report to the Judiciary Committee.
Trump Declares April 20th International Dictator's Day
President Trump Declares Hitler's Birthday as International Dictator's Day. Trump stated that, "Dictators are fine, misunderstood people, and we need our own special day!"