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Not True About Trump

No. Though the rumors are flying, Donald Trump is not going to move to the Mexican border and sit and watch for trespassers, while holding a catcher’s mitt.

written by K.C. Bell, 08 April 2019
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"Air Humping" Banned in Saudi Kingdom

Crown Prince MBS has officially banned "Air-Humping" anywhere in the Kingdom after receiving reports of immature Westerners engaging in the lewd display around luxury resort swimming pools.

written by C/L, 08 April 2019
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Trump Administration to "Force" Famous Cola Company to Add Cocaine to its Cola Again

Donald Trump, in a typically stunning and random move, has reached out to that "Famous Cola company," and has forcefully suggested that, "it should return to adding cocaine to its famous Cola drink."

written by C/L, 08 April 2019
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A Definitive Explanation of the Origin of "Beto" O'Rourke's Name

Though typically mispronounced by Left-wing Media, it actually refers to his ongoing habit of sticking his Left (in accord with Progressive Dicta) Toe in his ass--thus a correct cognomen is "Butt-Toe."

written by Trinculoman, 08 April 2019
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Clarification on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's (AOC) Degree from the US Institute of Minerological Science

AOC's degree from B.U. was not really granted cum laude. Recent testing by the Institute definitively confirms that it actually read as cum lead, due to the real substance in her cranium.

written by Trinculoman, 08 April 2019
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