'Everybody Lies' A New Trump Children's Book
Ivanka Trump's new children's book, 'Everybody Lies', will see publication soon. Ivanka is worried that an overabundance of honesty could harm children's ability to serve wealthy interests.
I Can Land The Plane
Both Attorney General Barr and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein seem to compete to see who could land the Mueller Report plane. But the plane is beginning to look more like a Boeing 737 Max.
written by K.C. Bell, 26 April 2019
President Trump Worried That Black Hole Pictures Could Hurt His Poll Numbers
A Mar-a-Lago member was shocked when President Trump told her, "I'm worried about these astronomers having pictures of my black hole. I thought Michael Cohen paid off all the women."
Trump Jealous Over Kim Jong-un Bestowing Ceremonial Sword on Vladimir Putin
White House insiders stated that Trump is angry that Kim Jong-un gave a cool sword to Vladimir Putin, and not him. He is pouting, wishing they could all have a "three-way-bromance"!
NASA Fights Efforts to Force the Agency into Using Coal Fired Rockets
Coal Interests in league with economic nationalists have put forth a moronic proposal in the conservative dominated US Senate to force NASA into using steam-propelled coal fired rockets.
Japan's Real Ninja Warrior Show Gets Top Ratings for Authentic Violence
Unlike the American version, Japan's Real Ninja Warrior Show pits contestants against real Samurai posted in old castles. The violence is authentic, and the suspense is intense!
President Trump Loses His Excitement for Subpoenas
Donald Trump initially thought that talk of subpoenas was Latin speak for big penises. After it was explained to him that it was a type of legal order, he angrily lost all interest.