Vladimir Putin to Publish New Dictator's Guide Book
Vladimir Putin set to publish a new guide book next month entitled: 'How to Influence Stupid Leaders, and Take Over Their Countries.'
Theresa May offers to Swim up the Thames Naked
In a increasingly desperate bid to secure a Brexit deal; Theresa May offers to, "Swim up the Thames naked." British MP's said they would consider it, "If May were to swim across the Channel instead."
Donald Trump to inspect the Muzzle of Anti-Aircraft Cannon in North Korea
Donald Trump will inspect the barrel of a North Korean Anti-Aircraft Cannon when he finally visits. Chairman Kim wants the President to see how fast the rounds can travel.
Kelly Ann Conway Threatens to Divorce Husband
Recently, sources close to Kelly Ann have said that, "She is tired of George pointing out unavoidable-facts to her, and poisoning the children's minds with deductive-reasoning; It has got to stop!"