There were 13 spoof news snippets published in 2019. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.

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President Has Fortified the White House While Shutting Down the Government

Trump swears that no subpoenas for him or family will penetrate through his new security devices.

written by Al N., 03 January 2019
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Swedish Warships to Have Barcodes...

...so that they can Scan-da-navy-in.

written by Paxton Quigley, 03 January 2019
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Republicans Issue Blinders to all Their Followers

In regards to Trump talking, earplugs to follow.

written by Al N., 06 January 2019
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Woman Demands Bubble Bath

A woman from Blackburn has been heard ranting and raving saying that she should be given a bubble bath. She says this, rests and then says it again. They won’t give her one, you know.

written by Imnotcrazy, 10 January 2019
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Trump Falsely Claims He Never Said Mexico Will Pay For The Border Wall

Also falsely claims that Mike Pence, and not he, farted in the Oval Office. Quoted as saying, "Hey, Mikey, you smelt it, you dealt it!"

written by Stefano M. Stefano, 11 January 2019
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Pelosi Does Believe in Some Kind of 'Walls'

House Speaker Pelosi denies a Southern border wall. Yet, she avidly "walls" herself off from the reality of 'Angel Families' who have lost loved ones to the acts of illegal immigrant criminals.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Elizabeth Warren Still Trying To Transform Her Roots

Latest Warren gambit is a Twitter video showing her under hood of her Mercedes. Face besmirched, she turns to the camera, citing her descent from 'grease monkeys'--Oops, didn't she mean auto mechanics.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Joe Biden Takes a Major Step in His Planned 2020 Presidential Run

Biden is preparing a significant trip in service of his putative 2020 candidacy. Joe is stuffing his pack for the trek to the Emerald City to plead with the Wizard of Oz to finally give him a brain.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Beto O'Rourke Sets Up Next Extremely Personal Video Campaign Teaser

After airing his dental visit, Beto is making a next major campaign move. He has contracted with Proctology Now to broadcast live his upcoming colonoscopy. Voters will see what Beto is really about.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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Joe Biden Plans a Visit to a Fellow Joe Before Taking Off to OZ

A key research step prior to the OZ trip will be Biden visiting Joe Scarboro to find out how he lost his brain as a result of appearing on MSNBC. Wicked Witch Mika may have something to do with it.

written by Trinculoman, 12 January 2019
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'It's Jaggedone's Good News Week!'

Loved by many, hated by others, Jaggedone has this piece of good news for everybody: "Brexshit has now hit the fan and those who perpetrated the whole fiasco have shit on their pompous faces!"

written by Jaggedone, 15 January 2019
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Norwegian Wood cures Portuguese virus!

In a mega EU co-operation (before Brexshit), Norway sent their Messiah to Manchester to cure a Portuguese virus that spread its poison. Luckily, Norwegian Wood destroyed the Portugeuse worm!

written by Jaggedone, 15 January 2019
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Trump's Twitter Admission: I am an idiot...

but I'm not Putin's useful idiot.

written by Paxton Quigley, 15 January 2019
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