Benjamin Netanyahu Expected to Win Israeli Presidential Election for a Fourth Consecutive Term
Boring, soft-core, Israeli Autocrat, Benjamin Netanyahu, is slated to win the election in a landslide, in a not-so-much-different manner to leaders like Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
written by C/L, 09 April 2019
Recent Study Concludes That College Admissions Scandal Could Incarcerate all of Hollywood and Wall Street
Anonymous Federal prosecutors admit that casting a wider net in the College Admissions Cheating Scandal, would probably turn Hollywood, and Wall street into virtual ghost towns.
written by C/L, 09 April 2019
Wholesale Store Customer Pulls Fire Alarm after Encountering Nude Man
An IQ deficient customer, frequenting a popular wholesale store, pulls fire alarm when encountering a naked man eating a package of raw hamburger from the store's meat case.
written by C/L, 09 April 2019
