Vladimir Putin to Publish New Dictator's Guide Book
Vladimir Putin set to publish a new guide book next month entitled: 'How to Influence Stupid Leaders, and Take Over Their Countries.'
written by C/L, 04 April 2019
Theresa May offers to Swim up the Thames Naked
In a increasingly desperate bid to secure a Brexit deal; Theresa May offers to, "Swim up the Thames naked." British MP's said they would consider it, "If May were to swim across the Channel instead."
written by C/L, 04 April 2019
Donald Trump to inspect the Muzzle of Anti-Aircraft Cannon in North Korea
Donald Trump will inspect the barrel of a North Korean Anti-Aircraft Cannon when he finally visits. Chairman Kim wants the President to see how fast the rounds can travel.
written by C/L, 04 April 2019
Kelly Ann Conway Threatens to Divorce Husband
Recently, sources close to Kelly Ann have said that, "She is tired of George pointing out unavoidable-facts to her, and poisoning the children's minds with deductive-reasoning; It has got to stop!"
written by C/L, 04 April 2019
